I Wanna be Spider-Man

[00:32.13] I've always wanted to fight bad guys

[00:34.42] In a tight red spandex suit

[00:37.35] In fact, I think those were my first words

[00:42.14] I wanna be bitten by a spider and shoot webs from my hands

[00:53.31] I wanna be swinging from a web

[00:55.87] I wanna be climbing up the walls

[00:58.53] I want everyone to know who I am

[01:01.20] 'Cuz fighting crime can take some balls

[01:03.84] I wanna see the city skyline from a web

[01:08.88] I wanna be Spider-Man

[01:15.97] Oh no...

[01:18.63] Doctor Connors' class...

[01:22.09] I got so caught up in what I was doing that I forgot all about it...

[01:28.73] He's gonna kill me...

[01:35.36] I wanna run into Bruce Campbell everywhere I go

[01:40.67] I wanna strut down the street with a sexy emo haircut

[01:46.26] I want my redhead girlfriend to always wear shirts where you see her nipples

[01:56.89] I wanna be swinging from a web

[01:59.81] I wanna be climbing up the walls

[02:02.47] I want everyone to know who I am

[02:05.13] 'Cuz fighting crime can take some balls

[02:07.78] I wanna see the city skyline from a web

[02:12.83] I wanna be Spider-Man

[02:39.92] I want my Uncle Ben to get shot

[02:43.00] And be inspired by some inspirational quote from him

[02:47.24] Oh yeah, and I also wanna deal with the powers of New York City and poverty

[02:52.03] 'Cuz without the suit I'm just a nobody

[02:54.42] And I won't have any money 'cuz I suck!

[02:57.87] (Oh look, we're getting evicted!)

[03:01.07] I wanna be swinging from a web

[03:03.72] I wanna be climbing up the walls

[03:06.38] I want everyone to know who I am

[03:09.03] 'Cuz fighting crime can take some balls

[03:11.95] I wanna see the city skyline from a web

[03:16.74] I wanna be Spider-Man