Your New Boyfriend.lrc

[00:23.83] Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be

[00:25.87] When I was a kid on VoIP

[00:28.26] I thought when I get older

[00:30.57] I'd marry her, I told her

[00:32.95] Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office

[00:35.08] Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest

[00:38.00] If I could change a single thing

[00:40.13] I'd make it me and not him

[00:46.05] But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat

[00:51.01] I've got the key and he's just a doormat

[00:55.52] And even though he's got social skills

[00:57.91] That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills

[01:00.04] Anyway, make the most of him

[01:02.43] 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh

[01:07.21] Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

[01:11.64] (Woo)

[01:30.40] Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)

[01:32.79] The one who took you away from me

[01:35.45] You hit it off instantly

[01:37.20] I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me

[01:39.59] I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles

[01:41.99] Push against his fashion sense

[01:44.12] I've thought about what he looks like nude

[01:46.77] I'm not gay, though

[01:51.02] 'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)

[01:55.45] Oh, she's living the dream

[01:57.56] From back when we were seventeen

[02:00.22] She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)

[02:04.47] Oh, she's living the dream

[02:06.86] From back when we were seventeen

[02:09.52] How on earth could I be saved?

[02:11.91] When I'm one click away from insane

[02:14.47] I just think that I deserve

[02:16.50] A little bit of what I earned

[02:18.89] I'm not gonna make another scene

[02:21.29] The one I made when I was twenty-three

[02:23.31] Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

[02:32.34] But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch chat

[02:36.87] I've got the key and he's just a doormat

[02:41.65] 'Cause even though he's got social skills

[02:43.76] That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills

[02:46.15] Anyway, make the most of him

[02:48.55] 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh

[02:53.06] Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

[03:04.98] I think about you every day (every day)

[03:09.50] So how on earth can I be saved? (can I be saved?)

[03:14.19] I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)

[03:18.70] Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)

[03:23.22] 'Cause you're beauty

[03:25.08] And you're grace (and you're grace)

[03:27.73] Your telephone calls are my favorite place

[03:33.49] And I want you to notice me

[03:38.01] With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)

[03:42.79] Want you to care

[03:47.31] Want to smell your hair