[00:03.56] I don't know if you're aware, but your kids suck ass
[00:07.27] If you need someone to whip 'em then, ha just ask 'cause
[00:10.69] They ain't as perfect as you say they is
[00:12.58] They ain't perfect at all
[00:13.91] You're raising bebe's kids
[00:15.23] I'm sorry, I don't know you
[00:16.83] I don't mean to get pissy
[00:18.16] But you need to discipline your bratty kids, you hippy
[00:20.54] Like c'mere you little jerk
[00:22.16] Taste the back of my palm
[00:23.48] But you ain't my daddy!
[00:24.55] Nah! but I'm doing your mom
[00:26.17] Now I know you think they're angels
[00:27.49] But they're driving me insane
[00:28.55] I'll punch a baby in the face
[00:29.87] Just for cryin' on a plane
[00:31.20] Cause I don't mess around
[00:32.53] You need to control 'em or I'll lose it
[00:33.86] But I made you a drawing
[00:35.19] Shut the fuck up, kid. that's stupid
[00:36.80] Now I'm 'gon get my truck
[00:37.86] I'm a load all my boys in back
[00:39.19] I'm 'gon find out where you live and break all your toys in half
[00:41.86] And I know it ain't your birthday
[00:43.18] But when nobody's lookin'
[00:44.53] I'm a give you a little present
[00:45.85] What? an ass-whoopin'
[00:47.72] Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids
[00:50.37] Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids
[00:53.03] Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids
[00:55.69] Please may I whip your kids. I wanna whip your kids
[00:58.87] Please let me whip your kids
[01:01.53] Please I wanna whip your kids
[01:04.47] Please let me whip your kids
[01:06.86] Please I wanna whip your kids
[01:08.72] I never ever thought I'd say a kid deserved to get hit
[01:11.11] But it's obvious time-out ain't working for shit!
[01:14.03] Yeah, I've seen your parenting style. it ain't all that
[01:16.43] You gotta hit the little brat with a whiffle ball bat
[01:19.10] 'Cause this is obviously more than just a youthful rebellion
[01:22.02] You gotta belt the little hellions with a belt when they're yellin'
[01:24.68] 'Cause you don't want me to do it
[01:25.97] 'Cause I'll paint their little brains all over the wall
[01:28.39] When I spank 'em with a chainsaw
[01:30.84] And why are they acting wild and loose?
[01:32.69] If they deserve the ass-whoopin', it ain't child abuse
[01:35.34] When I'm tryin' to buy groceries, and they're muckin' up my style
[01:38.00] They're like drunkin' little midgets runnin' up and down the aisle
[01:40.66] Touching everything in sight, and geez for christ's sake
[01:43.04] I think one of 'em just stuck his little penis in my cake
[01:45.97] And now I'm a have to put it back and get a new one and it bugs me
[01:48.89] But mommy says I'm beautiful
[01:49.95] Shut the fuck up kid, you're ugly
[01:51.55] Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids
[01:54.20] Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids
[01:56.86] Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids
[01:59.51] Please may I whip your kids. I wanna whip your kids
[02:02.95] Please let me whip your kids
[02:05.60] Please I wanna whip your kids
[02:08.32] Please let me whip your kids
[02:10.97] Please I wanna whip your kids
[02:12.83] Please let me whip your children
[02:15.52] Please let me whip your kids
[02:18.17] I can't stand kids misbehaving, running around and disobeying
[02:23.50] All they need is a kick in the pants
[02:25.61] A punt in the butt
[02:26.41] A lesson that will finally shut 'em up
[02:28.84] Please let me whip your children
[02:31.49] Please let me whip your kids
[02:34.14] Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids
[02:36.80] Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids
[02:39.43] Please may I wanna whip your kids.
[02:42.12] I'm gonna whip. I gotta whip
[02:44.76] Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids
[02:54.36] I wanna whip your kids
[02:56.25] Oh, come on people, it's a joke
[02:58.65] We would never hit anyone's kid, come on!
[03:02.38] I love kids!
[03:03.71] Come here and give me a hug you little rugrats
[03:07.16] Hey, what, what the, what?
