Monologue song

[00:06.72] I like glitter and sparkly dresses

[00:10.71] But I'm not gonna talk about that

[00:12.85] In my monologue

[00:15.26] I like baking and things that smell like winter

[00:18.71] But I'm not gonna talk about that

[00:21.69] In my monologue

[00:23.54] La la la,

[00:25.95] La la la

[00:27.54] I like writing songs about douch-bags who cheat on me

[00:31.03] But I'm not gonna say that

[00:33.16] In my monologue

[00:35.02] I like writing their names into songs

[00:36.89] So that they're ashamed to go in public

[00:39.01] But I'm not gonna say that

[00:40.88] In my monologue

[00:47.51] La la,

[00:49.11] La la la la la

[00:51.49] This is my musical monologue!

[00:58.68] You might think I'd bring up Joe

[01:00.55] That guy who broke up with me on the phone

[01:02.93] But I'm not gonna mention him *rolls eyes*

[01:05.06] In my monologue

[01:08.25] Hey Joe, I'm doing real well

[01:09.06] Tonight I'm hosting SNL

[01:11.72] But I'm not gonna write about that

[01:13.32] In my monologue

[01:15.45] La la la, ha ha ha

[01:19.17] Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la

[01:22.62] And if you're wondering if I might

[01:24.48] Be dating the werewolf from Twilight

[01:28.22] [mouths: "Hi Taylor!" giving a little wave and blows a kiss

[01:30.61] into the camera and a wink]

[01:33.00] I'm not gonna comment on that

[01:34.87] In my monologue

[01:37.26] La la,

[01:38.86] La la la la la

[01:41.51] This is my musical monologue

[01:53.46] You might be expecting me to say

[01:56.12] Something bad about Kanye

[01:59.59] And how he ran up on the stage

[02:02.24] And ruined my VMA monologue

[02:09.43] But there's nothing more to say

[02:11.82] Cause every thing's okay

[02:13.44] I've got security lining the stage

[02:24.34] It's my SNL monologue

[02:26.46] La la,

[02:28.10] La la la la la

[02:30.49] This is my SNL monologue

[02:34.21] La la,

[02:35.54] La la la la la

[02:38.24] That was my SNL monologue