sad
[00:03.09] This first song is called
[00:06.28] A world on fire
[00:09.90] Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
[00:11.50] This next song is a little bit longer than that one
[00:15.22] And, um, thank you
[00:19.47] It's about how sad I am and I'm really sad,
[00:20.80] it's called "sad"
[00:27.08] It's about all the sad stuff
[00:29.47] just picture a depressed onion cutting itself
[00:44.53] I met a homeless man named Rich
[00:51.45] Isn't that terrible?
[00:53.32] I saw a flyer for a lost dog and
[00:55.71] the dog didn't have any legs
[00:58.09] I saw a diabetic kid
[01:01.02] trick or treating
[01:02.61] I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
[01:04.74] That was sad, or a ... deer
[01:07.12] I saw an old man get hit by a train
[01:13.49] He didn't see it in the pouring rain
[01:18.28] He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!"
[01:24.67] 'Cause I didn't say anything
[01:31.47] I just thought to myself, "Oh this is gonna be sad"
[01:38.01] And it was, I'm a genius
[01:48.03] I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie
[01:56.26] I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone,
[01:58.65] directly on his mother's corpse
[02:00.77] I saw a kitten stuck in a tree,
[02:03.16] then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself
[02:05.02] I saw a boy who had red hair
[02:10.34] I went to a store looking for something to buy
[02:16.18] But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy
[02:21.95] No, wait... this store sells mirrors
[02:25.66] See what I did there?
[02:27.52] Let's rock
[02:28.32] No
[02:34.06] The world's so sad, Maddison
[02:37.53] Pain, war, genocide, sexism, racism
[02:43.67] But I gotta remember there's good things about it too
[02:47.11] Like the fact that none of that's happening to me, score!
[02:53.22] Still though it's hard not to be sad about it
[02:57.47] How do y'all do it?
[02:59.60] I've been telling you guys, terribly sad things this whole song
[03:01.99] You haven't been sad at all, you've been
[03:02.78] You've been happy, no, You've been laughing
[03:07.73] That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything
[03:09.86] It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world
[03:12.51] I mean, not for the people that are actually sad
[03:14.11] But for the people like us,
[03:15.18] that gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time
[03:19.07] Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick
[03:21.64] Capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public,
[03:24.05] it's being a hero!
[03:27.58] The world isn't sad
[03:29.18] The world's funny! I get it now I'm a sociopath!
[03:32.89] I saw an old man slip and fall, what a fucking idiot
[03:37.16] I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral... ha ha ha! Classic comedy
[03:41.68] Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now
[03:45.93] The Holocaust and 9/11
[03:48.05] That shit's funny 24/7
[03:50.18] 'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about
[03:56.28] Because my empathy is bumming me out
[04:03.19] Goodbye, sadness
[04:07.97] Hello, jokes
[04:15.95] Thank you very much
