No one remembers Achmed
[00:01.74] All the people know your name
[00:03.86] On the battlefield and off you are superior
[00:07.26] I know.
[00:08.61] In the kingdom though I'm finding
[00:11.29] That my only claim to fame
[00:13.42] Is an incident involving my posterior
[00:19.01] Posterior
[00:23.91] Please. I′ve won scores of bloody wars
[00:28.51] And mopped the floors with my foes,
[00:30.95] But no one remembers Achmed.
[00:34.93] I've eviscerated peasants
[00:36.80] From their heads down to their toes,
[00:39.15] But no one remembers Achmed.
[00:42.88] Say my name in these parts
[00:44.72] And you'll get a vacant stare,
[00:47.17] Until you mention tigers,
[00:49.00] Or spotted underwear!
[00:51.52] Spotted underwear!
[00:54.54] So to restore my rebut
[00:56.48] As a fierce fearsome brute,
[00:58.59] There′s only one route I see.
[01:02.28] Arrange the slaughter of millions,
[01:04.42] Of innocent civilians,
[01:06.55] Then they′ll remember me!
[01:10.52] (...)
[01:18.75] Caked in mud or drenched in blood
[01:21.43] You smell as fresh as a flower.
[01:23.29] I know
[01:24.08] But no one remembers Achmed
[01:27.81] You can pleasure 60 concubines
[01:29.64] In on-ly an hour!
[01:31.78] Less!
[01:32.31] But no one remembers Achmed
[01:35.75] Back home I was a hero,
[01:37.58] Ladies trembled when I spoke.
[01:39.71] But here the women treat me
[01:41.63] Like a throwaway joke
[01:43.97] Throw him away
[01:47.74] I'm a god on earth but darnit
[01:50.92] Even deities incarnate
[01:53.31] Now and then can feel
[01:55.40] A little insecure
[01:57.56] Insecure
[01:59.42] All I want is some affection.
[02:01.50] These rejections are almost
[02:03.41] Too much to endure
[02:04.68] To endure, look at all he must endure
[02:08.16] (...)
[02:27.43] You ooze sex when you flex
[02:30.48] Those impeccable pecs
[02:32.61] But the princess rejects me still
[02:36.33] She may not love me yet,
[02:38.17] But I′m willing to bet
[02:40.30] That once I kill all her people
[02:42.17] She will!
[02:43.49] Yes she will, yes she absolutely will!
[02:46.16] Then laugh, that's just fine,
[02:47.71] But the last laugh will be mine
[02:49.85] Cause they can′t laugh when they're all dead.
[02:53.03] I′ll make them all regret
[02:54.93] The day they chose to forget
[02:56.51] What's that name everyone?
[02:58.60] Tiger-fucker!
[02:59.97] No! Like I said,
[03:13.51] What's that name?
[03:14.27] You′re the cock of the walk,
[03:15.91] With abs as hard as a rock.
[03:18.03] Nevermore will they mock you Achmed!
[03:22.67] He fucked a tiger!
[03:24.65] I did not fuck a tiger!
[03:28.43] They′ll remember Achmed!
[03:32.23] They'll remember Achmed!
[03:35.87] They′ll remember Achmed!
[03:42.24] They'll remember me!
[03:44.29] Tiger fucker!
[03:44.58] Tiger fucker!
[03:45.36] Achmed is a tiger fucker!
[03:46.96] They′ll remember Achmed as the tiger fucking man!
[03:50.56] What
