I Don't Want To Join The Army

[00:07.93] I don't want to join the Army, I don't want to go to war

[00:15.63] I'd rather hang around Piccadilly underground

[00:19.88] Living off the earnings of a high born lady

[00:23.33] I don't want a bayonet up me ass hole

[00:27.29] I don't want me bullocks shot away

[00:31.01] I'd rather stay in England, in merry, merry England

[00:35.25] And fornicate me bleedin' life away

[00:58.42] Hitler has only got one ball

[01:02.40] Göring has two, but very small

[01:06.12] Himmler has something similar

[01:09.31] But then ol' Goebbels has no balls at all

[01:17.54] We are Fred Kano's army, we are the RFC

[01:24.97] We can not fight, we can not fuck

[01:28.96] But bleeding good are we

[01:32.68] And when we get to Berlin, ol' Hitler he will say

[01:40.38] "Ah heck mein gott, what a puffy fine lot, oh thе boys of the RFC."

[01:52.56] Our Sergeant Major lеads a solitary life

[01:56.06] He can't afford a woman and he hasn't got a wife

[01:59.78] So he uses the end of the regimental fife as

[02:03.49] He revels in the joys of masturbation

[02:09.07] They say there's a boat on the river, the river

[02:12.79] They say that it's loaded with beer

[02:16.51] Oh why is that boat on the river, the river

[02:19.96] It fuckin' well 'ought to be here

[02:22.91] Sing it, hey drink a jig, fuck a little bit, all of the band

[02:27.43] All of the band with your cock in your hand

[02:30.67] Hey drink a jig, fuck a little bit, all of the band

[02:34.21] All in a call of the band

[02:37.92] Been in the saddle for countless and downwards

[02:41.45] I've stuck it as long as I could

[02:44.65] I've stuck it and stuck it and now I say "Fuck it!"

[02:47.83] "My ass hole is not made of wood."

[02:50.75] Sing it, hey drink a jig, fuck a little bit, all of the band

[02:55.13] All of the band with your cock in your hand

[02:58.58] Hey drink a jig, fuck a little bit, all of the band

[03:02.31] All in a call of the band