the-living-tombstone-drunk
[00:18.24] Just one drink,
[00:19.30] Gonna keep it mellow
[00:20.36] Responsible night for a polite fellow
[00:22.51] Say hello to my friends and comrades
[00:24.64] Don't tend to offend so I say perhaps
[00:26.77] Just two drinks,
[00:27.83] As a social courtesy
[00:29.15] We can raise a glass to our past fraternity
[00:31.02] And certainly a perfectly normal
[00:32.62] informal get together
[00:33.42] But it's been forever
[00:34.21] since we gathered so whatever
[00:35.54] Just three drinks
[00:36.61] for the sake of the old times
[00:37.66] Proceed with tequila shots
[00:38.46] with a dish full of cold limes
[00:39.79] The whole nine,
[00:40.34] laughing remembering all the old lines
[00:41.95] Never used to work
[00:43.01] but I could give 'em another try
[00:44.07] Just four drinks,
[00:44.87] y'know, take the edge off
[00:46.20] I've had a hard week,
[00:46.99] I deserve to get sauced
[00:48.32] Pick up another round
[00:49.66] as my friends depart and
[00:50.45] They may not stick around
[00:51.52] but I just got started
[00:52.57] Feel so much better than usual
[00:55.51] I feel indisputable
[00:58.70] Oh
[01:01.36] I think that I might be beautiful
[01:04.82] Just five drinks,
[01:06.42] Fuckin' treat myself!
[01:07.48] Pour the Dom Perignon
[01:08.56] from the back of the top shelf
[01:09.89] Spend like God put on airs to sell it
[01:11.49] Crowd pretends not to care
[01:12.81] but I know they're jealous
[01:13.89] Just six drinks,
[01:14.68] let slip the dogs of war
[01:16.01] Gonna start a fuckin' riot
[01:17.08] 'til I'm tossed out the front door
[01:18.41] Zero to sixty I can turn on a dime,
[01:20.00] I'm hitting bottom
[01:20.80] And I'm feeling like committing a crime
[01:22.43] Just eight drinks,
[01:23.23] maybe I've lost count?
[01:24.56] I can't remember the night,
[01:25.62] What I drank,
[01:26.15] or the amount
[01:26.95] I'm fading in and out,
[01:27.74] My very consciousness is crumbling
[01:30.16] Sorry, was I saying something?
[01:31.21] Twelve drinks,
[01:32.01] strolling out of the hospital
[01:33.34] Is it hair of the dog
[01:34.13] if you stay drunk and don't stop at all?
[01:35.46] Another night losing it more
[01:36.79] than I can afford
[01:37.86] Was I just feeling bored?
[01:38.92] Am I that insecure?
[01:40.25] Feel so much better than usual
[01:42.64] I feel indisputable
[01:45.86] Oh
[01:48.78] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[01:51.17] Don't wake me up from this spell
[01:54.63] I'm under if I'm still breathing
[01:57.03] I know that I will be ugly when
[01:59.95] I feel like myself again
[02:03.14] Oh
[02:05.54] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[02:09.80] Bottle of scotch
[02:10.59] served on the rocks
[02:11.41] with a shot of Cachaça
[02:11.94] Vodka
[02:12.46] Sake kamikaze with a handle
[02:13.54] of sherry a Cherry brandy
[02:14.35] with a Jaeger
[02:15.15] Chaser champagne float
[02:15.95] A bourbon hot toddy in teacup of throat coat
[02:18.11] Martini
[02:18.92] Bellini
[02:19.19] Negroni
[02:19.71] Baileys
[02:20.24] Khlua
[02:20.51] Sambuca
[02:21.07] Soju
[02:21.34] Paloma
[02:21.87] Mojito
[02:22.41] Gimlet
[02:22.67] Frangelico
[02:23.46] Guinness
[02:23.73] Tequila
[02:23.73] Manhattan,
[02:24.26] A margarita,
[02:25.08] Old fashioned
[02:25.60] Dry vermouth and something
[02:26.14] I can't taste 'cause I'm so trashed
[02:26.93] Soldiering over I'm slower
[02:28.27] shoulder to shoulder with no one
[02:29.33] Stumbling sobering making friends
[02:30.93] with a smoker
[02:31.46] I know I'm less than upright,
[02:32.79] losing the fight with the ground
[02:33.62] Then someone hits the lights
[02:34.15] as they close for the night now
[02:35.50] Try to look at heaven
[02:36.30] And I can't see the stars
[02:37.39] A billion trillion eyes are winking
[02:38.45] as I walk between parked cars
[02:39.79] Metabolizing liquor
[02:40.85] while I'm losing my friends
[02:41.65] I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow
[02:42.72] then I'll do it again
[02:52.54] Feel so much better than usual
[02:55.52] I feel indisputable
[02:58.98] Oh
[03:01.90] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[03:04.56] Don't wake me up from this spell
[03:11.22] I'm under if I'm still breathing
[03:11.48] I know that I will be ugly when
[03:13.08] I feel like myself again
[03:15.73] Ooooh
[03:19.46] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[03:21.32] My vision is blurry
[03:23.45] As long as I'm thirsty
[03:25.58] Nobody can hurt me, hurt me,
[03:28.53] Hurt me.
