Charlie's Inferno
[00:06.67] Here lies Charlie
[00:09.32] You can tell it's him 'cause we put his name on the stone
[00:12.79] He kept his showers ice cold, used eco-friendly lightbulbs
[00:16.24] Rode his bicycle to work when the gasoline price rose
[00:19.68] He'd judge with no pretense, fish on the weekends
[00:23.26] Each morning, get up, do the Pledge of Allegiance
[00:26.20] Never swim in the ocean, for fear of shark attacks
[00:29.64] Bi-monthly get his wife a rose with a card attached
[00:32.83] Avoiding all the little things that were hard to ask
[00:36.29] Had a car crash, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack
[00:39.75] Golden escalator, all his friends and neighbors
[00:42.81] Huddled there in prayer around the respirator
[00:45.87] Catch you later, I'm off to see the man upstairs
[00:49.19] They all look like ants from here, stars and crystal chandeliers
[00:52.36] There was an angel at the entrance, checking off a guest list
[00:56.24] Charlie wasn't on it, and was ushered to the exit
[00:59.29] His heart sank
[01:02.07] He was breathless
[01:05.80] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for
[01:08.97] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
[01:12.17] I go to church on Sunday, truly, usually more
[01:15.61] Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door
[01:18.80] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for
[01:22.25] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
[01:25.44] I go to church on Sunday, truly, usually more
[01:28.64] Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door
[01:32.35] Abandon all hope, all ye who enter
[01:34.87] It was a horrifying sign, but sounded like a neat adventure
[01:38.60] Far beyond the halos and the castles in the clouds
[01:42.06] Fatsos squealing, shackled with some apples in their mouths
[01:45.25] Attention whores in padded bras hanging from extension cords
[01:48.43] Tortured with the products from their favorite catalogs
[01:51.89] Here, we buy and sell a million kinds of Hell
[01:54.80] Imagination is the limit to the devil's clientele
[01:57.99] Up a dingy elevator, no televised debate
[02:01.33] Will save you from the Hell you paid for, sorry, but it's "Smell you later"
[02:05.01] Side-stepped fate, went right for the gate
[02:08.20] But you know the devil, he loves a good chase
[02:11.28] There was a demon at the entrance, making X's on a checklist
[02:14.85] Who would kick you in the ass when you begged him for repentance
[02:18.05] Those tempted by the senses with the cruelest of intentions
[02:21.49] Charlie's heart sank
[02:22.70] He was breathless
[02:24.55] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for
[02:27.87] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
[02:31.07] I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before
[02:34.51] Screaming at the demons while they pushed him through the door
[02:37.71] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for
[02:40.89] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
[02:44.36] I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before
[02:47.53] Screaming at the demons while they pushed him through the door
[02:50.58] You can run from your demons until you are exhausted
[02:54.44] One day you will have to stop and find out what they wanted
[02:57.35] Keep on running from those demons until you are exhausted
[03:04.00] You can run to those angels until you are exhausted
[03:07.45] One day you will have to stop and question what they wanted
[03:10.37] Keep on running to those angels until you are exhausted
[03:17.16] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for
[03:20.61] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
[03:23.79] I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before
[03:30.44] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for
[03:33.62] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
[03:37.08] I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before
