INTERNET YAMERO
[00:04.44] The phenomenon which they call an "Internet Angel"
[00:06.60] is a cutesy rainbow illumination that comes from
[00:09.01] a supposedly "organic" AC electric light
[00:11.35] BANG!
[00:11.62] I've cleared out all the accounts I have
[00:13.21] I'll make you forget about
[00:14.27] this jaw-droppingly shitty and trashy reality
[00:15.89] as an Angel of Charity
[00:17.23] Keep this a secret from all adults!
[00:18.56] And don't worry, nothing scares me anymore
[00:19.62] Let's get off of social media,
[00:20.69] and we'll go together to see the ocean!*
[00:22.01] Quit the
[00:23.33] Internet~!!!
[00:35.56] You imitate others like you know everything,
[00:38.21] but you actually don't know anything
[00:42.46] You...
[00:45.91] What's making you sad?
[00:48.60] What's making you lonely?
[00:52.85] Can you hear me?
[00:56.30] I miss people too much,
[00:59.23] I don't like people too much,
[01:03.21] it's a loop
[01:06.67] Even though I like the night,
[01:09.58] I'm trembling in the cold
[01:13.57] all alone
[01:17.56] "The truth is I know how to be happy,
[01:19.68] but I just can't stop pretending I'm miserable."
[01:32.20] Don't let the antis* get the better of you!
[01:34.07] Don't let the believers get to you!
[01:35.13] No matter how hard you try,
[01:35.93] you'll just end up in hell anyway
[01:37.52] No, actually, maybe it's a good thing that
[01:37.98] dark magic from Hell is already in the air
[01:39.04] Hypocrites are trapped in the spider web
[01:40.37] Even though I should be in a lot of pain,
[01:41.44] I just can't stop using the internet!!!
[01:47.81] I'M GOING INSANE!
[01:52.53] I'm running around in ecstasy
[01:55.45] I'm melting in Zolpidem* (misery)
[01:58.11] I can't keep that glowing screen
[02:00.50] off of my mind
[02:03.16] Someone, come and put me out of my misery,
[02:05.81] but I don't wanna die!
[02:08.20] I don't wanna watch that in the morning
[02:10.86] It's pointless!
[02:12.46] I'll die!
[02:24.95] My mind's being blown!!!!!1
[02:27.61] "And still, I'm going to tread on through
[02:30.83] all of the incels in this chaos, and find a sight only known to me.
[02:33.75] For from the chaos of the internet comes
[02:35.10] a snowy, beautiful, and poisonous signal..."
[02:39.09] "I went to counseling,
[02:40.95] and the doctor said to 'Get off the Internet.'
[02:43.92] My heart hurt at the thought of never seeing you all again...
[02:46.58] I thought, even if the real world was destroyed, I would have been better off here.
[02:48.70] I remember the day when I got my first follower,
[02:51.37] the day that a kind netizen looked at me and approved of me,
[02:54.03] Ah, I just don't care about the little details anymore, say it with me!"
[02:56.42] THE INTERNET
[02:57.76] IS THE BEST!!!
[02:59.07] I'm gushing out ecstasy
[03:01.20] I'm having sweet dreams on Zolpidem (misery)
[03:04.43] An ocean of swimming electrons
[03:06.56] is at your fingertips,
[03:08.15] Internet boy
[03:09.48] Sadness dances in the air
[03:11.63] as I play internet games in the dark
[03:12.92] I'm smiling next to you
[03:14.53] Surely you won't forget your Internet girl...
[03:20.10] ("storytime pls!" "end my life! :D" "read the description" "she's here!――(ﾟ∀ﾟ)――!!" "YAAASS!" "1'm H3R3" "pog" "ok boomer" "no u" "that's not a 'Z,' its a ponytail..." "LMFAOOOOO" ">embed fail" "major W")
[03:53.34] I heal lonely incels
[03:55.47] through the pale light coming from their monitor.
[03:58.15] That’s cuz I am an Internet Angel!
