Elevator

[00:02.33] All aboard, okay, next stop, my basement… ha ha

[00:10.83] I'll meet you down there

[00:14.34] There once was a saying that I used to say

[00:19.32] Back in the day when I met Dre

[00:21.33] I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof

[00:24.58] That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

[00:27.34] He said "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him

[00:29.84] That's not happening, that I can't fathom

[00:32.34] Eighty-something million records worldwide later,

[00:35.08] I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

[00:37.32] Haters getting mad, they done had enough of Shady

[00:40.58] You slay me, nothing you say matters enough to touché me

[00:43.33] Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele

[00:47.12] Woopsa-that-a-fucking-daisy

[00:48.83] That's a no-no even she knows dada's fucking crazy

[00:51.33] Fucking animal, cuckoo, bananas, fucking A B

[00:53.82] Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me

[00:56.58] Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby

[00:59.08] You may think it's 'cause of the way that I was brought up

[01:02.08] But it's all caught up to me now, karma's in the waters

[01:04.34] Every line I ever said has got me in a corner

[01:07.07] You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does

[01:09.83] You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started

[01:12.57] Now your brain's all haunted 'cause of all the shit you thought of

[01:14.86] Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust

[01:17.83] I never thought it'd come to this, I ought to just be honest but

[01:20.33] There once was a saying that I used to say

[01:22.82] Back in the day when I met Dre

[01:24.83] I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof

[01:28.08] That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

[01:30.82] He said "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him

[01:33.58] That's not happening, that I can't fathom

[01:36.07] Eighty-something million records worldwide later,

[01:38.85] I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

[01:41.83] Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert, and Aiken ain't gonna make it

[01:44.08] They get so mad, when I call them both faggots

[01:46.83] all these fucking voices in my head I can't take it

[01:49.34] Someone shut that fucking baby up, 'fore I shake it

[01:52.09] You're standing adjacent to Jason, slash, Leatherface, and

[01:55.08] Together makes 'em a fucking bad combination

[01:57.58] I lashed at the doctor in my last operation

[02:00.08] Shoved the Wiener Schnitzel up his ass, hopped away

[02:02.60] somebody please stop the patient, get the cops to mace him

[02:05.58] Homie, I'm the Scheiße, ask Doctor Dreizehn

[02:08.33] I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son

[02:10.83] No, not a-now, not a chance, not today son

[02:13.33] I can't believe I leave for one brief second

[02:15.83] And you pussies queef all over the rap game, naked

[02:18.58] And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it

[02:21.09] I'll just keep saying the same exact saying, check it

[02:23.83] There once was a saying that I used to say

[02:26.33] Back in the day when I met Dre

[02:28.57] I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof

[02:31.83] That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

[02:34.33] He said "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him

[02:37.08] That's not happening, that I can't fathom

[02:39.83] Eighty-something million records worldwide later

[02:42.58] I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

[02:45.07] Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later

[02:47.83] I blew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-I

[02:50.36] Thinking 'bout an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em

[02:53.35] Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em

[02:55.83] Yeah, for every time you ride down the street

[02:58.33] Or hideout, drive by my house and beep

[03:00.83] Like now motherfucker, try now to sleep

[03:03.34] Lie down fucker (baa), try countin' sheep

[03:06.84] And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef?

[03:08.83] Mace in your face bitch, cry now pussy

[03:11.33] This is my house, all nine thousand feet

[03:14.08] So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth

[03:16.58] Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top

[03:19.57] Stand above em,just to cut the fucking cable, let 'em drop

[03:22.08] Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop

[03:24.83] While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop!

[03:27.58] There once was a saying that I used to say

[03:29.82] Back in the day when I met Dre

[03:32.08] I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof

[03:35.33] That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

[03:38.08] He said "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him

[03:40.59] That's not happening, that I can't fathom

[03:43.33] Eighty-something million records worldwide later,

[03:46.11] I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

[03:48.85] Fucking son of a bitch, I can't believe this shit

[03:51.34] This must be all that there is, this must be it

[03:54.33] Fucking-A even got a bidet

[03:56.83] to wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper

[03:59.33] Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off

[04:02.08] I can just toss a flying saucer in it

[04:04.59] The shit's awesome, yeah, fucking elevator

[04:07.32] Living in a house with a fucking elevator