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[00:03.50] Wait a minute man

[00:04.24] Hey check this out man tell it

[00:05.76] It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right

[00:09.50] He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey

[00:10.98] He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'

[00:13.98] He stopped he took a deep breath he said

[00:16.26] Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha

[00:19.97] You like that shit man

[00:23.73] Hey man I've got a gang of that shit man

[00:25.98] Hey I'll tell you what

[00:27.73] We'll all have a good time

[00:29.49] We'll fool on the drum

[00:30.74] And hey, hey if everybody crowd around the mike

[00:33.23] I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got

[00:35.25] First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

[00:39.50] Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need

[00:43.98] We can go to the park, after dark

[00:46.98] Smoke that tumbleweed

[00:48.98] As the marijuana burn we can take our turn

[00:51.75] Singin' them dirty rap songs

[00:53.98] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

[00:56.48] And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

[00:58.48] So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems

[01:03.48] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale

[01:06.23] Skatin' on Dayton rims

[01:07.98] So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville

[01:12.98] If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will

[01:17.99] Well it was just sundown in small white town

[01:20.48] They call it East Side Palmdale

[01:22.72] When the afroman walked through the white land

[01:25.48] Houses went up for sale

[01:27.74] Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds

[01:30.24] When I met a little girl named Jan

[01:32.74] I let her ride in my Caddy

[01:33.98] Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan

[01:37.48] We fucked on the bed

[01:39.01] Fucked on the floor

[01:40.23] Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro

[01:42.47] Then I fucked to the left (left)

[01:43.73] Fucked to the right (right)

[01:45.22] She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white

[01:48.01] Thought to myself sheeba-sheeba

[01:49.73] Got my ass lookin' like a zebra

[01:52.48] I put on my clothes and I was on my way

[01:54.48] Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet

[01:56.73] And so I ran I jumped out the back window

[01:59.24] But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four

[02:01.73] Oh, he beat me to the left

[02:03.24] He beat me to the right

[02:04.49] The motherfucker whooped my ass all night

[02:06.72] But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad

[02:09.24] That's the best damn pussy I ever had

[02:11.72] Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine

[02:13.98] I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

[02:16.49] Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need

[02:20.98] We can go to the park, after dark

[02:23.73] Smoke that tumbleweed

[02:25.75] As the marijuana burn we can take our turn

[02:28.74] Singin' them dirty rap songs

[02:31.00] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

[02:33.48] And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

[02:35.75] So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems

[02:40.48] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale

[02:43.23] Skatin' on Dayton rims

[02:45.23] So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville

[02:49.97] If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will

[02:55.00] I met this lady in Hollywood

[02:57.23] She had green hair but damn she looked good

[03:00.23] I took her to my house because she was fine

[03:02.48] But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

[03:04.99] I met this lady from Japan

[03:07.24] Never made love with an African

[03:09.99] I fucked her once, I fucked her twice

[03:11.98] I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

[03:14.73] Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)

[03:17.23] I met a woman in the heart of Australia

[03:19.73] Had a big butt and big titties too

[03:21.72] So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo

[03:24.25] See I met this woman from Hawaii

[03:26.72] Stuck it in her ass and she said "AIEE"

[03:29.22] Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch

[03:31.48] Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch

[03:33.99] I met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky

[03:36.49] She said I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me

[03:38.99] I came in her mouth, it was a crisis

[03:41.23] I gave her my secret blend of Herbs' n' Spices

[03:43.74] Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need

[03:48.48] We can go to the park, after dark

[03:51.02] Smoke that tumbleweed

[03:52.97] As the marijuana burn we can take our turn

[03:55.98] Singin' them dirty rap songs

[03:57.98] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

[04:00.73] And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

[04:02.74] I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee

[04:05.24] Her titties were filled with Hennessy

[04:07.72] That country music really drove me crazy

[04:10.48] But I rode that ass and said yes Miss Daisy

[04:12.98] Met this lady in Oklahoma

[04:15.26] Put that pussy in a coma

[04:17.50] Met this lady in Michigan

[04:19.98] I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again

[04:22.49] Met a real black girl down in South Carolina

[04:24.98] Fucked her until she turned into a white albino

[04:27.47] Fucked this hooker in Iowa

[04:29.99] I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

[04:32.22] Fucked this girl down in Georgia

[04:34.73] Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

[04:37.25] Met this beautiful sexy ho

[04:39.48] She just ran across the border of Mexico

[04:41.73] Fine young thing said her name's Maria

[04:44.25] I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla

[04:46.73] I wanna get married but I can't afford it

[04:49.27] I know I'm'a cry when she get deported

[04:52.00] Colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need

[04:55.99] We can go to the park, after dark

[04:58.74] Smoke that tumbleweed

[05:00.98] As the marijuana burn we can take our turn

[05:03.50] Singin' them dirty rap songs

[05:05.76] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

[05:08.73] And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

[05:10.73] Have you ever went over a girl's house to fuck

[05:13.48] But the pussy just ain't no good

[05:15.48] I mean you gettin' upset because you can't get her wet

[05:18.22] Plus you in the wrong neighborhood

[05:20.24] So you try to play it off and eat the pussy

[05:22.99] But it take her so long to cum

[05:25.26] Then a dude walk in, that's her big boyfriend

[05:27.76] And he asks you where you from

[05:29.98] So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain

[05:32.48] You start talking real fast

[05:34.73] But he already mad cause you fucking his woman

[05:37.48] So he start beating on you ass

[05:39.76] Now your clothes all muddy

[05:41.48] Your nose all bloody

[05:42.47] Your dick was hard but now it's soft

[05:44.76] You thought you had a girl to rock your world

[05:47.24] Now you still gotta go jack off

[05:49.49] Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need

[05:54.51] We can go to the park, after dark

[05:57.47] Smoke that tumbleweed