Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy 2
[00:00.45] You want some more of this, bitch?
[00:03.12] ♪
[00:07.62] Back in the heezy... We could do this all year long
[00:13.20] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
[00:16.12] I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
[00:18.52] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
[00:21.17] I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
[00:24.09] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
[00:26.74] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
[00:29.40] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
[00:31.79] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
[00:34.46] I was walking down the street just the other day
[00:37.10] I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
[00:39.76] "Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
[00:42.42] But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
[00:45.09] So I put my head down, and I just walked away
[00:47.74] I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
[00:50.40] Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
[00:53.32] Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass
[00:56.00] Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
[00:58.38] I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
[01:01.03] To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
[01:04.22] Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said
[01:06.60] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
[01:09.25] I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
[01:11.92] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
[01:14.57] My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
[01:17.23] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
[01:19.89] I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
[01:22.54] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
[01:25.19] And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan
[01:27.86] I'm from a lower-middle class family
[01:30.24] Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
[01:32.91] I have good memories from my childhood, bitch
[01:36.10] My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch
[01:38.49] I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
[01:41.14] Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
[01:43.80] And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
[01:46.47] About ten times a day, man, all year long
[01:49.38] My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it
[01:51.79] Is a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic
[01:54.71] (Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you)
[01:59.76] Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye
[02:02.68] Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die?
[02:05.08] Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
[02:07.73] Sticks and stones break my bones
[02:09.85] But it's the words that make me cry
[02:10.92] Like that time in grade three
[02:12.78] When a girl called me Stupid Face
[02:14.10] She really hurt me, why'd she call me Stupid Face?
[02:15.97] Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
[02:18.89] A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
[02:21.27] Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
[02:24.47] Regular, everyday, normal fucking bullshit
[02:26.58] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
[02:29.24] When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
[02:31.90] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
[02:34.56] When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
[02:37.22] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
[02:39.87] I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
[02:42.52] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
[02:45.19] I like red peppers better than the green ones
[02:47.83] Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
[02:55.54] Mine broke about six months ago... Motherfucker
[03:01.91] Go, go, go, go, go shorty
[03:05.10] It's your birthday
[03:06.43] Go party like it's your birthday
[03:08.57] I wasn't invited, but it's okay
[03:11.49] I'll just stay at home, and play some video games
