HoYoFair丨The Diagnosis (Genshin Impact Fan Musical)
[00:42.00] Cheeks are sunken
[00:43.59] Like an old man's as he dies (What?)
[00:46.00] And from the bulging of your eyes
[00:48.90] You got the most severe of cases
[00:51.56] (That's just how my face is!)
[00:53.17] Posture's shrunken
[00:54.76] Nausea is your new routine
[00:57.42] It's up to us to intervene
[01:00.34] And shed a light on what your symptoms mean
[01:03.24] All the indicators tell us
[01:05.12] You're jealous (Huh?)
[01:06.98] It's safe to say Alhaitham's great renown
[01:10.42] In Teyvat brings you down
[01:15.20] They tell us
[01:16.81] You're jealous
[01:18.12] You're diagnosed
[01:19.47] Let's toast to nature's law
[01:22.12] Your symptoms have a cause
[01:27.42] "This is crazy!"
[01:28.50] "What makes you think I'm jealous of Alhaitham?"
[01:32.20] It's his look
[01:32.99] It's his vibe
[01:33.80] It's his status as a scribe
[01:35.12] Bet you nag him like a spouse
[01:36.46] Because you can't afford his house (Hey!)
[01:38.05] It's the "clap, clap, clap" he got as Acting Grand Sage
[01:40.98] Do you "snap, snap, snap" because his youth remind you of your age?
[01:43.92] Turn the page!
[01:44.97] It could be the fact that you want his wage
[01:46.31] Since you're always short of Mora
[01:47.63] (You know, debt like I know flora)
[01:49.21] For a second just reflect
[01:50.82] And respect our intellect
[01:51.87] Our theory isn't off-the-cuff it's obvious
[01:53.72] "I'VE HAD ENOUGH"
[01:56.92] Fellas, he's jealous (C'mon)
[01:59.57] No wonder why if I was broke as you
[02:03.82] I'd feel pathetic too
[02:06.75] As clues accrue
[02:08.09] They tell us
[02:09.42] You're jealous
[02:10.72] You're diagnosed!
[02:12.07] Let's toast to nature's law
[02:14.99] Your symptoms have a cause
[02:18.70] You've been in denial a while
[02:23.48] But it'd be best if you confess the way you really feel
[02:30.65] You'd share it
[02:31.73] We'd hear it
[02:33.31] Your spirit would soar
[02:36.51] There's no need to conceal
[02:39.16] What could help you to heal
[02:45.53] So tell us, you're jealous
[02:51.63] We're zealous
[02:53.51] 'Cause we've been there before
[02:56.16] You'd share it
[02:56.95] We'd hear it
[02:58.02] Your spirit would soar
[03:00.41] (Tell us, you're jealous)
[03:02.27] The truth is a useful tool
[03:04.38] (Tell us, you're jealous)
[03:06.24] Let's move on, so we can duel
[03:08.38] (Tell us, you're jealous)
[03:09.96] You don't have to play pretend
[03:12.09] (Tell us, you're jealous)
[03:13.95] Or this song will never end!
[03:18.19] I'm jealous!
