Rockstar

[00:00.33] I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in

[00:03.57] It's like the bottom of the ninth, and I'm never gonna win

[00:07.32] This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be

[00:11.58] (Tell me what you want)

[00:13.85] I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs

[00:17.33] And a bathroom I can play baseball in

[00:20.32] And a king-size tub, big enough for ten plus me

[00:24.57] (Uh, so what you need?)

[00:26.82] I'll need a credit card that's got no limit

[00:30.59] And a big black jet with a bedroom in it

[00:34.06] Gonna join the mile high club at 37, 000 feet

[00:38.09] (Been there, done that)

[00:40.34] I want a new tour bus full of old guitars

[00:43.84] My own star on Hollywood Boulevard

[00:47.32] Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me

[00:51.32] (So how you gonna do it?)

[00:53.81] I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame

[00:57.07] I'd even cut my hair and changed my name

[01:00.57] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars

[01:03.82] And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars

[01:07.32] The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap

[01:10.57] We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just won't eat

[01:13.84] And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

[01:17.33] In the V.I.P. with the movie stars

[01:20.59] Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there

[01:24.08] Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blond hair and, well

[01:28.09] Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

[01:33.55] Hmm, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

[01:40.07] I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels

[01:43.84] Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes

[01:47.32] Sign a couple autographs, so I can eat my meals for free

[01:51.57] (I'll have the quesadilla, haha!)

[01:53.81] I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion

[01:57.34] Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion

[02:00.57] Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me

[02:04.84] (So how you gonna do it?)

[02:06.83] I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame

[02:10.31] I'd even cut my hair and changed my name

[02:13.82] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars

[02:17.08] And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars

[02:20.57] The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap

[02:24.08] We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just won't eat

[02:27.32] And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

[02:30.57] In the V.I.P. with the movie stars

[02:33.82] Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there

[02:37.34] Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blond hair

[02:40.57] And we'll hide out in the private rooms

[02:43.85] With the latest dictionary, and today's who's who

[02:47.31] They'll get you anything with that evil smile

[02:50.59] Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well

[02:54.57] Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

[03:00.57] I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors

[03:03.84] Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser

[03:07.07] I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs

[03:10.57] Lip sync 'em every night, so I don't get 'em wrong

[03:15.32] Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars

[03:18.83] And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars

[03:22.32] The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap

[03:25.57] We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just won't eat

[03:28.83] And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

[03:32.34] In the V.I.P. with the movie stars

[03:35.31] Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there

[03:38.82] Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blond hair

[03:42.82] And we'll hide out in the private rooms

[03:45.57] With the latest dictionary, and today's who's who

[03:48.84] They'll get you anything with that evil smile

[03:52.34] Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well

[03:56.07] Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

[04:01.57] Hmm, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar