call me La Cebolla

[00:03.06] People know me from their TV

[00:07.30] I was on the popular telenovella

[00:10.05] So mellodramatic, my fans were estatic

[00:12.80] till my character got salmonella

[00:15.55] They wrote me out of the show

[00:19.05] There was not a thing that I could do

[00:21.80] For the writers, they all knew that my only shortfall

[00:25.05] was that I just could not cry on cue

[00:29.30] I thought that maybe

[00:31.05] I could get my job back if I cry

[00:34.55] There are seventy-five or eighty

[00:37.05] onion-themed remedies that I have tried

[00:40.55] But still, no tears

[00:43.55] It was here in my darkest hours

[00:46.55] when a light from the heavens shone down on me

[00:50.06] and gave me this one superpower

[00:52.31] Now, I talk to onions

[00:55.80] 'Cause the onions hear me when I speak

[00:59.31] I guess to be truthful, it's not all that useful,

[01:02.31] but at least I can say I'm unique

[01:04.56] Call me La Cebolla

[01:08.06] I have this power that came from the sky

[01:11.30] Porque no puedo llorar, I'm no longer a star,

[01:14.30] so the rest of the world's going to cry

[01:17.30] Call me La Cebollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[01:24.81] Call me La Cebolla.