Pigs (Three Different Ones)

[00:00.67] *Pig snorts*

[01:08.57] Big man, pig man

[01:12.28] Haha, charade you are

[01:22.64] Wooh!

[01:26.64] You well-heeled big wheel

[01:31.42] Haha, charade you are

[01:42.03] And when your hand is on your heart

[01:49.47] You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker

[01:56.11] With your head down in the pig bin

[01:59.30] Saying, “Keep on digging”

[02:04.35] Pig stain on your fat chin

[02:08.34] What do you hope to find

[02:12.59] Down in the pig mine?

[02:15.77] You're nearly a laugh

[02:19.75] You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry

[02:44.47] Bus stop rat bag

[02:48.45] Haha, charade you are

[03:02.25] You fucked up old hag

[03:07.30] Haha, charade you are

[03:17.84] You radiate cold shafts of broken glass

[03:25.71] You're nearly a good laugh

[03:29.42] Almost worth a quick grin

[03:33.15] You like the feel of steel

[03:36.51] You're hot stuff with a hatpin

[03:40.49] And good fun with a handgun

[03:44.21] You're nearly a laugh

[03:47.93] You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry

[08:08.55] Hey you, Whitehouse

[08:12.26] Haha, charade you are

[08:25.81] You house-proud town mouse

[08:30.24] Haha, charade you are

[08:40.60] You're trying to keep our feelings off the street

[08:48.56] You're nearly a real treat

[08:52.02] All tight lips and cold feet

[08:55.38] And do you feel abused?

[08:58.84] …! …! …! …! …! …! …! You

[09:03.07] Gotta stem the evil tide

[09:06.16] And keep it all on the inside

[09:09.35] Mary, you're nearly a treat

[09:13.06] Mary, you're nearly a treat, but you're really a cry