▶️ Ironic

[00:12.76] An old man turned ninety-eight

[00:18.61] He won the lottery and died the next day

[00:24.19] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

[00:29.77] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

[00:34.97] And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

[00:40.39] It's like rain on your wedding day

[00:46.24] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[00:51.67] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[00:58.03] And who would've thought, it figures

[01:03.63] Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

[01:08.96] He packed the suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

[01:14.27] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

[01:19.86] And as the plane crashed down he thought

[01:23.85] "Well isn't this nice"

[01:25.86] And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

[01:31.18] It's like rain on your wedding day

[01:37.10] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[01:42.73] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[01:48.74] And who would've thought, it figures

[01:54.60] And life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

[01:58.20] When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

[02:05.90] And life has a funny way of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong

[02:11.50] And everything blows up in your face

[02:17.22] A traffic jam when you're already late

[02:22.26] A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

[02:27.69] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

[02:33.83] It's meeting the girl of my dreams

[02:36.51] But she already has her guy

[02:39.42] And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

[02:44.58] A little too ironic, and yeah, I really do think

[02:50.42] It's like rain on your wedding day

[02:56.12] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[03:01.70] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[03:08.08] And who would've thought, it figures