Enderman Rap
[00:06.25] Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm
[00:08.24] The sickest musician, the slickest magician
[00:10.23] Who'll slip and then zip into different positions
[00:12.23] While lifting a brick with no slip of permission
[00:14.25] I'm not the most vicious of villian
[00:16.02] I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling
[00:18.23] I'm not into killing, but if you were
[00:20.00] Given the gift of intuition
[00:22.03] Then keep me within your peripheral vision
[00:24.26] 'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition
[00:26.00] I'm a nervous guy that perfers to hide
[00:28.03] I'm terribly shy and I don't know why
[00:30.03] So please do me the following courtesy
[00:32.05] And never look me in the purple eyes!
[00:34.05] I'm averse to being observed at night
[00:36.03] So if you see me, you deserve to die!
[00:38.03] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[00:41.82] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[00:46.08] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[00:49.84] No, no, no, no, no... no!
[01:10.63] Right!
[01:11.39] I see you peeking at me through the glass door
[01:13.63] What, chap, are you asking for more?
[01:15.67] Boy, your jibbering-jabbering like an old man
[01:17.94] Reminiscing of back in the war
[01:19.68] I'm naturally, massively tall
[01:21.67] I should be practicing basket-ty ball
[01:23.42] But I can't find a ball with corners at all
[01:25.46] So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall
[01:27.72] If we pass in the hall, you're gon' have to ignore me
[01:29.68] Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor
[01:31.44] Grab a map and explore the various biomes
[01:33.46] But be aware, this is my home
[01:35.47] I roam through the night alone
[01:37.49] Hoping to find someone I can bone
[01:39.72] But I'm out of sight, and mind, and time
[01:41.99] Like a rotary dial phone
[01:43.25] (Rings) I don't want to die alone
[01:45.23] My type of solo's a xylophone
[01:51.51] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[01:55.52] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[01:59.28] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[02:04.53] No, no, no, no, no... Rockit!
[02:07.30] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[02:11.31] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[02:15.07] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[02:18.84] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[02:25.09] Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide
[02:29.86] I'm chasing after you until you die
[02:34.12] Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed
[02:37.89] I'm hunting you tonight until you die!
[02:41.89] It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse!
[02:45.68] So easily amused to watch you die!
[02:49.93] Don't you try to fight, your lucky you're alive!
[02:53.96] I have you in my sights (no, no, no, no)!
[02:56.95] Now you see me, now you don't
[02:58.96] Shoving a dirt block down your throat
[03:00.73] You better not be getting out your boat
[03:02.73] I suggest that you don't leave the house alone
[03:04.72] Oh, no, I'm on a mission
[03:06.72] To win the staring competition
[03:08.72] I'll let you live on just one condition
[03:10.49] If you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven
[03:12.77] No, no, no, no!
