Hazbin hotel -The Living Tombstone Alastor's Game

[00:09.12] I've got a game I wanna show you

[00:11.14] If I tell you my name, you'll have to play, too

[00:13.81] I've been here for years, biding my time

[00:15.85] Waiting and primed until I could find you

[00:18.93] Just sign on a line and we can be friends

[00:21.07] I'll be here for you until your world ends

[00:23.73] Enjoy all your toys, I will supply

[00:25.59] You only live once and you'll be mine

[00:28.16] The day you die, I'll have my payment

[00:30.29] Your eternal soul's enslavement

[00:32.67] Did you divine our dark arrangement?

[00:35.08] You were lovely entertainment

[00:37.21] The dark desires you've been serving

[00:39.85] You can bet that you're deserving

[00:42.26] No regret for who you're hurting

[00:44.64] Why it's almost like you're flirting?

[00:47.83] Come into my world, take a look at me

[00:52.88] I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon

[00:57.67] I'm your first, last resort so call me

[01:00.59] When you need a helping hand

[01:02.98] Play your cards wrong and I'll see you soon

[01:06.97] Sorry, I don't mean to alarm you

[01:08.82] If you ask me to stay, I would be charmed to

[01:11.49] You all have such cozy little lives

[01:13.35] How do you survive like that? I wish I knew

[01:16.53] But you've got a lovely little secret

[01:18.40] You're tired of feeling awful small

[01:20.78] So you give Mr. Alastor a call to make a deal

[01:24.51] Because you're hungry for the sights

[01:26.38] You wanna see them, earthly delights

[01:28.93] You feel you need them, your appetites

[01:31.32] I'll help you feed them

[01:32.65] I'll be your sweet radio demon

[01:35.32] And once your hunger has abated

[01:37.45] Don't forget your friend who waited

[01:39.83] Watched as you endulged your thirst and

[01:42.23] Did I mention that you're cursed?

[01:45.42] Come into my world, take a look at me

[01:50.49] I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon

[01:55.26] I'm your first, last resort so call me

[01:58.18] When you need a helping hand

[02:00.59] Play your cards wrong and I'll see you soon

[02:04.84] You lay your chips out on the table now

[02:09.61] When you gamble souls, the house will always win

[02:14.38] I'm double dealing in betrayal and I'm here to catch my payout

[02:19.97] I hope it was worth the life of sin

[02:23.95] Welcome to my world, take a look around

[02:28.99] Inside your nightmare, deep beyond the mortal veil

[02:33.51] You made a wrong turn at the crossroads

[02:36.69] Now you're at the final episode, eternity with me in hell

[02:43.08] Pleasure to play, how I enjoyed you

[02:45.21] Suffice to say when I play, I don't lose

[02:47.61] Collect on the debts that you accrued

[02:49.46] It was such a gas, I really am amused

[02:52.65] Have a dark thought, I'm right beside you

[02:54.77] A casual whisper just to guide you

[02:57.16] Look over your shoulder and I'm gone

[02:59.06] Remember this song and I bid you adieu