Bull Is The Spider

[00:00.40] I am a Sssss

[00:01.66] Spider, hi, how are you?

[00:03.39] Four pairs of walking boots, I'm Anansi Sinatra

[00:06.19] Sitting peacefully, content with mingling

[00:08.43] Until the evening, when my evil senses get to tingling

[00:11.17] But isn't it a great time, chilling in the daytime?

[00:13.97] Until the night arrives, and then it's playtime

[00:16.47] I'll wear four air force pairs, at the same time

[00:18.96] Connect you to my web, before giving you some face time

[00:21.73] Many a brave knight, gave a brave fight

[00:24.00] Until I made a dinner plate of his grave site

[00:26.49] In the daytime I'm a web designer

[00:29.25] Then when the night time arrives, I get kind of wild

[00:32.28] I'm crawling up your wall

[00:34.75] Black and hairy, very small

[00:37.52] Now I'm up above your head

[00:40.02] Hanging by a little thread

[00:42.54] Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly

[00:47.55] Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

[00:49.08] Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

[00:50.33] Bull is the Spider

[00:52.57] Look, I'm a giant, ungoliant, a Shelob, an Aragog

[00:55.33] An Arukenimon, and I wreck anyone I can, I'm Pog

[00:58.36] A self-propelling hairy hand with eight fingers

[01:00.85] Wrapped around a pair of scary fangs, ornate pincers

[01:03.36] Wait a moment, I must finish up a few things

[01:06.13] Wrap up a customer, pick up a couple loose strings

[01:09.14] Circadian mood swings change the way I do things

[01:10.86] I could lose a few limbs, and just be like, "Oops, cringe"

[01:13.64] Went in to the dentist, and I said to them, "My tooth stings"

[01:16.41] They didn't find the double entendre, too amusing

[01:18.90] And I may not be tall, but when I'm climbing up the walls

[01:21.16] Right behind you, you'll be frightened

[01:22.65] While you're trying not to fall

[01:23.95] Right down into the dungeon, find yourself in a conundrum

[01:26.45] Right in time 'cause I'm inviting you to help me out with luncheon

[01:29.69] I'm climbing up your spout

[01:31.94] Creepy, crawly

[01:34.71] That rain won't wash me out

[01:37.46] Creepy, crawly

[01:39.95] I'm climbing up your spout

[01:42.49] Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

[01:43.74] Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

[01:45.24] Your mates won't hear you shout

[01:47.49] Bull is the Spider

[01:50.26] I'm a brain on legs, animated in my element

[01:53.02] And when I'm spitting Venom it's as if I'm Eminem

[01:55.51] Picking up the pen again, and dip it in the poison

[01:58.01] Liquify your innards, turn your organs into Hoison

[02:01.04] So bring your boys in, tell them this'll hurt

[02:03.31] With the main course finished

[02:04.80] then I'll have them for dessert

[02:06.03] Inciting paranoia with a side of violent nausea

[02:07.80] Call me Dali or Bunuel

[02:09.81] while I'm about to slice your cornea

[02:11.57] A primordial killer, debilitating prey

[02:13.81] With serrated razor blades dipped in danger mayonnaise

[02:16.59] I'll eat you in my own home like a takeaway

[02:18.84] So just let the venom penetrate your brain like theta waves

[02:21.59] It needn't have to happen in a painful way

[02:23.78] So lay awake, breathe, count down from ten

[02:25.86] and then fade away

[02:27.14] I'm crawling up your wall

[02:29.38] Creepy, crawly

[02:32.13] Black and hairy, very small

[02:34.65] Creepy, crawly

[02:37.65] Now I'm up above your head

[02:39.90] Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

[02:41.64] Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

[02:42.93] Hanging by a little thread

[02:44.91] Bull is the Spider

[02:47.19] Well, hello again, friend, I'm a Skeleton

[02:50.21] Hopping on your back like Aladdin on an Elephant

[02:52.74] Accessorising Spiders like a bonewhite petticoat

[02:55.47] But we know I'm only here to maximise the SEO

[02:57.98] We're just some friendly bros, but to you we're deadly foes

[03:00.50] Dropping every flow like a heavy load wherever we go

[03:03.24] So let's go, Skeleton, my exoskeleton

[03:05.75] Is ready to propel us to the next little fellow

[03:08.25] That we find in the mine

[03:10.25] Digging Redstone Diamonds

[03:11.00] We'll kindly provide him a nice little headstone

[03:13.50] Inscribed with the line

[03:14.77] "Was alive, now he's dead"

[03:15.75] LOL

[03:19.29] I'm climbing up your spout

[03:21.55] That rain won't wash me out

[03:24.57] I'm climbing up your spout

[03:26.84] Your mates won't hear you shout

[03:29.35] Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly

[03:34.62] Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

[03:35.89] Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

[03:37.40] Bull is the Spider