Pigman Rap
[00:00.27] Pigman
[00:01.03] My name's Dan and I'm a
[00:01.52] Pigman
[00:02.53] Let me show you around the Nether
[00:03.27] Pigman
[00:04.28] My name's Dan, and I'm a pigman hanging with my pigman gang
[00:06.79] And we'll be found underground, deep down in the Nether
[00:09.04] Nether region covered by a brown bit of leather
[00:10.80] With a wibble and a wobble, through the purple portal
[00:12.56] You're living in a world that'll hurt all mortals
[00:14.32] Stay alert or you'll hurtle and fall in a gorge
[00:16.34] And the gore that results will be awful
[00:18.33] Caution!
[00:18.81] You better be warned to be cautious
[00:20.34] Never snort Nether wart in the Nether fortress
[00:22.08] Hope you thought to have brought enough torches
[00:23.84] This isn't the sort of resort to be thoughtless
[00:25.84] Enduring it will take up all your resources
[00:27.57] You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous
[00:29.58] Did you fall for us, of course, this is courtship?
[00:31.38] No? Soz your Lordship
[00:32.09] I thought we could all kiss
[00:32.88] Fed up and we're bored of you calling us porkers
[00:35.12] We're the pigmen and we're all frigging gorgeous
[00:37.11] Pigman
[00:37.88] My name's Dan and I'm a
[00:38.61] Pigman
[00:39.61] Let me show you around the Nether
[00:40.63] Pigman
[00:41.63] My name's Dan, and I'm a pigman hanging with my pigman gang
[00:44.61] Where the pigmen live in a den with other
[00:45.88] Pigmen
[00:47.14] I consider my friends, you'll find the
[00:48.39] Pigmen
[00:49.16] In the obsidian dimension where the pigmen live in a
[00:51.15] Big pig pen
[00:51.92] The other pigmen claim I'm a clever clogs
[00:53.94] So let me tell you all about the other nether mobs
[00:55.67] In the Nether I wonder whether you've ever seen a
[00:57.45] Wither with a skeleton, with a wither skeleton
[00:59.43] Have you ever been aghast at a ghast as it blasts
[01:00.94] Burning gas at your ass that could shatter a glass
[01:02.95] So attack
[01:03.95] And when the thing disappears
[01:05.97] It can actually bring you to tears like a sad book
[01:08.72] Or some tragic news, or perhaps a man hug
[01:09.96] From a magma cube, I assume that isn't gonna happen again
[01:12.22] Like a baby pig sat on the back of a hen
[01:14.22] Be warned of the lust for chasing the blaze rod
[01:16.00] Or you'll end up more lost than a stray dog
[01:18.24] In trouble, lava bubbles like a hot tub of radox
[01:19.99] You're just another name jotted in the case log
[01:21.99] Longer than the list of the mobs in this place
[01:24.02] There's plenty more brought friends to play with
[01:25.78] Have you fought 20 blazes, avoided enderman gazes?
[01:29.53] Attempt to make sense of the empty page
[01:31.26] Though the map won't show how immense this cave is
[01:33.28] Like Big Ben, it's surrounded by pig men
[01:35.30] Oooh! Political, can you tell what I did then?
[01:37.03] Pigman
[01:38.03] My name's Dan and I'm a
[01:38.79] Pigman
[01:39.79] Let me show you around the Nether
[01:40.81] Pigman
[01:41.81] My name's Dan, and I'm a pigman hanging with my pigman gang
[01:44.56] Where the pigmen live in a den with other
[01:46.30] Pigmen
[01:47.30] I consider my friends, you'll find the
[01:48.30] Pigmen
[01:49.07] In the obsidian dimension where the pigmen live in a
[01:50.83] Big pig pen
[01:51.83] Pig pig men
[01:52.86] pig pig men
[01:53.85] Pig pig men
[01:54.84] piggy pig pig men
[01:55.58] Pig pig men
[01:56.58] pig pig men
[01:57.58] Piggedy piggedy
[01:58.08] piggedy piggedy
[01:58.87] pig pig men
[01:59.87] (I can't do it, I can't do it)
