COUNT TO THREE
[00:01.68] Is this what you've been waiting for?
[00:03.28] Say "One, two, and four"!
[00:13.89] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[00:15.91] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[00:17.88] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[00:19.59] (Guess what comes after)
[00:21.06] Hi again, I'm Gabe N
[00:22.70] A fan of shooters, wizard of computers
[00:25.04] And a handsome man!
[00:25.56] Your grandfather used to blather
[00:27.24] 'Bout him a thousand years ago
[00:29.23] Wasn't easy, keeping busy
[00:31.22] Every season brings another reason not to make a game!
[00:33.53] Oh, why bother, just another
[00:35.11] Wasted day in studio
[00:37.09] I had it all but tried new things, true
[00:38.83] It didn't get us very far
[00:41.02] Between controllers and machines, you
[00:42.91] Still picked a rusty old crowbar!
[00:45.28] Nobody sees beyond my charming self
[00:47.20] A soul that’s never truly free
[00:49.18] So, just for oncе, forget the summer salе
[00:51.09] And give it up for Half-Life... Alyx
[00:53.45] The valve's been stuck, corroded by the money
[00:56.86] Has not been oiled for years
[01:01.12] We didn't even hope to see it running
[01:05.25] But now you're bound to learn how to
[01:06.96] But now you're bound to learn how to
[01:09.31] This time you're bound to count to
[01:11.10] Three!
[01:11.37] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[01:13.24] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[01:15.19] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[01:17.34] (Guess what's coming after)
[01:18.86] Well, here we are again
[01:21.01] Except we're long forgotten
[01:23.22] My circuits niggling up
[01:24.79] And down my spine
[01:26.89] He said, "it's worth the wait"
[01:29.48] His weight keeps pressing harder
[01:31.23] But Alyx gave us hope
[01:32.70] We’ll rise and shine!
[01:34.64] For soulless card games
[01:36.51] And hardware releases
[01:38.82] The light's been turning green
[01:43.04] Life gave you lemons
[01:44.56] Take them out the freezer
[01:47.04] This time you’re bound to learn how to
[01:49.27] This time you’re bound to learn how to
[01:51.01] This time you’re bound to count
[01:52.36] The numbers are intimidating
[01:54.31] It's hard to give a fresh new start
[01:56.47] When everyone’s anticipating
[01:58.22] Another masterpiece of art!
[02:00.18] If this machine keeps playing dead, we
[02:02.28] May end up on the other side
[02:04.34] So hold on to all your hats, let’s
[02:06.34] Show 'em a triple-A done right!
[02:08.73] The valve's been stuck
[02:10.35] Corroded by the money
[02:12.94] But after many years
[02:16.78] We can't believe the
[02:18.05] Engine started running
[02:20.58] This time he's bound to count to three!
[02:24.67] Full steam ahead
[02:25.88] We'll end this idle running
[02:28.61] Let's give the valve a spin!
[02:32.80] We've got some work to do
[02:34.64] So take this, honey!
[02:36.49] This time you're bound to learn how to
[02:38.52] This time you're bound to learn how to
[02:40.58] This time you're bound to count to
[02:41.88] Three!
