Welcome To The Internet
[00:01.02] Welcome to the internet
[00:02.88] Have a look around
[00:04.74] Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[00:07.92] We've got mountains of content
[00:10.05] Some better, some worse
[00:12.18] If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[00:16.16] Welcome to the internet
[00:18.02] Come and take a seat
[00:19.62] Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[00:23.60] There's no need to panic
[00:25.46] This isn't a test, haha
[00:27.85] Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
[00:30.51] ♪
[00:31.57] Welcome to the internet
[00:33.43] What would you prefer?
[00:35.02] Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[00:39.00] Be happy
[00:40.07] Be *****
[00:40.87] Be bursting with rage
[00:43.25] We got a million different ways to engage
[00:46.71] Welcome to the internet
[00:48.57] Put your cares aside
[00:50.16] Here's a tip for straining pasta
[00:52.02] Here's a nine-year-old who died
[00:53.88] We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
[00:57.86] And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
[00:59.46] Of all the different characters in Harry Potter ******* each other
[01:01.85] Welcome to the internet
[01:03.18] Hold on to your socks
[01:04.51] 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his ****
[01:07.70] They are grainy and off-putting
[01:09.55] He just sent you more
[01:11.41] Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you *****
[01:14.07] See a man beheaded
[01:15.39] Get offended, see a shrink
[01:16.72] Show us pictures of your children
[01:18.05] Tell us every thought you think
[01:19.65] Start a rumor, buy a broom
[01:21.24] Or send a death threat to a boomer
[01:22.56] Or DM a girl and groom her
[01:24.16] Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
[01:25.75] Here's a healthy breakfast option
[01:27.08] You should kill your mom
[01:28.41] Here's why women never **** you
[01:29.74] Here's how you can build a bomb
[01:31.33] Which Power Ranger are you?
[01:32.93] Take this quirky quiz
[01:34.25] Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[01:37.71] ♪
[01:38.77] Could I interest you in everything?
[01:40.36] All of the time?
[01:41.69] A little bit of everything
[01:43.02] All of the time
[01:44.62] Apathy's a tragedy
[01:46.21] And boredom is a crime
[01:47.54] Anything and everything
[01:48.86] All of the time
[01:50.20] Could I interest you in everything?
[01:51.78] All of the time?
[01:53.38] A little bit of everything
[01:55.24] All of the time
[01:56.31] Apathy's a tragedy
[01:57.63] And boredom is a crime
[01:59.23] Anything and everything
[02:00.55] All of the time
[02:02.14] ♪
[02:12.51] You know, it wasn't always like this
[02:15.96] ♪
[02:18.88] Not very long ago
[02:22.60] Just before your time
[02:26.59] Right before the towers fell, circa '99
[02:33.49] This was catalogs
[02:35.88] Travel blogs
[02:38.29] A chat room or two
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[02:41.74] We set our sights and spent our nights
[02:45.19] Waiting
[02:48.38] For you, you, insatiable you
[02:56.35] Mommy let you use her iPad
[03:00.60] You were barely two
[03:04.05] And it did all the things
[03:06.71] We designed it to do
[03:11.49] Now look at you, oh
[03:15.48] Look at you, you, you
[03:22.91] Unstoppable, watchable
[03:27.16] Your time is now
[03:29.03] Your inside's out
[03:31.15] Honey, how you grew
[03:34.33] And if we stick together
[03:37.78] Who knows what we'll do
[03:42.04] It was always the plan
[03:45.49] To put the world in your hand
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[04:01.43] Could I interest you in everything?
[04:04.35] All of the time
[04:07.53] A bit of everything
[04:09.66] All of the time
[04:11.79] Apathy's a tragedy
[04:14.71] And boredom is a crime
[04:17.10] Anything and everything
[04:19.76] All of the time
[04:20.82] Could I interest you in everything?
[04:22.15] All of the time
[04:23.74] A little bit of everything
[04:25.34] All of the time
[04:26.66] Apathy's a tragedy
[04:27.99] And boredom is a crime
[04:29.59] Anything and everything
[04:30.65] And anything and everything
[04:32.24] And anything and everything
[04:33.56] And all of the time
