Ass like that

[00:04.98] The way you shake it, I can't believe it

[00:07.39] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[00:10.58] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[00:13.24] Doing, doing, doing

[00:16.43] I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true

[00:19.07] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[00:22.27] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[00:24.93] Doing, doing, doing

[00:27.04] The way she moves she's like a belly-dancer

[00:29.70] She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams

[00:32.36] I think someone's at the door

[00:33.95] But I don't think I'mma answer

[00:35.29] Police saying "freeze"

[00:37.14] Doing, doing, doing

[00:39.00] What do you mean "freeze"?

[00:40.32] Please, I'm a human being, I have needs

[00:42.19] I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing

[00:44.31] I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer

[00:47.76] I'm already on my knees

[00:49.62] I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

[00:52.81] And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee

[00:57.32] Yes, I make R&B, I sing song it go

[01:00.26] Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

[01:01.85] Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

[01:04.50] If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive

[01:07.42] For I am Triumph, the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet

[01:09.81] I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

[01:14.32] The way you shake it, I can't believe it

[01:15.65] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[01:19.64] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[01:22.30] Doing, doing, doing

[01:25.49] Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'

[01:28.41] Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that

[01:31.32] Every time I see that show on MTV my pee-pee goes

[01:34.26] Doing, doing, doing

[01:36.64] Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

[01:38.77] Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums

[01:41.68] I go to the movies and sit down with my pop-corn

[01:44.61] Police saying "freeze"

[01:46.47] Doing doing doing

[01:48.06] What do you mean "freeze"?

[01:49.12] Geez, I just got my seat

[01:50.98] I have ticket, look, I put it away my zipper's zipped

[01:53.91] Please do not remove me from this movie theater please

[01:56.83] I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene

[01:59.75] I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

[02:02.40] And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman, this movie's PG

[02:05.60] Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

[02:07.98] I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

[02:11.17] Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

[02:13.83] What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?

[02:17.01] I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

[02:19.67] And I can say that and you'll laugh 'cause there's a puppet on my hand

[02:23.66] The way you shake it, I can't believe it

[02:26.04] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[02:28.70] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[02:31.89] Doing, doing, doing

[02:35.07] Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so

[02:38.00] I ain't never seen a butt like that

[02:40.66] Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go

[02:44.11] Doing, doing, doing

[02:46.23] The way she moves she dances like a go-go

[02:48.36] In that video she sings, "Get out, you bozo

[02:51.55] I need a new boyfriend." Hi. My name is JoJo

[02:53.93] Police saying "freeze"

[02:55.80] Doing, doing, doing

[02:58.46] What do you mean "freeze"?

[02:58.98] My computers will be seized and my keys to my ranch

[03:01.91] I just bake cookies, Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of this

[03:05.89] Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

[03:09.08] Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

[03:12.00] I don't even know if I can say the word "pee-pee", "pee"

[03:15.20] On the radio, but I think I did

[03:17.86] Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit

[03:20.51] Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

[03:23.43] I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick

[03:25.83] Get to the chopper, everybody get out

[03:29.29] I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[03:33.26] The way you shake it, I can't believe it

[03:35.39] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[03:38.57] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[03:41.24] Doing, doing, doing

[03:44.42] So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please?

[03:47.09] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[03:50.02] 'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[03:52.94] Doing, doing, doing

[03:56.12] What the fuck is wrong with you?