The Simple Plot of Metal Gear Solid - ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO by Studio Yotta - Starbomb (mp3cut.net)
[00:00.18] Hey,
[00:00.62] I'm Snake from Metal Gear Solid.
[00:02.28] My game's got a pretty simple story...
[00:04.04] Snake,
[00:04.38] I don't see your name on the list...
[00:05.97] Ah,
[00:06.33] my friend Cloud Strife told me to come on this show and talk about it...
[00:09.43] Oh God,
[00:09.76] no...
[00:10.55] It was the distant future
[00:11.61] two thousand and five
[00:12.50] All I wanted to do was chill out
[00:13.73] and retire
[00:14.15] But genetically enhanced renegades,
[00:15.55] named Foxhound
[00:16.19] Stole a bunch of nukes
[00:16.63] and had shit on lockdown
[00:17.53] Okay we're past our time limit,
[00:19.02] Snake!
[00:19.29] Colonel Campbell said I had to infiltrate
[00:21.21] Before they start a nuclear conflict
[00:22.81] What a bunch of jerks!
[00:23.70] You're a bag of dicks
[00:24.50] I climbed through an air vent
[00:25.56] and saved two guys
[00:26.36] They shared top secrets
[00:27.15] and suddenly died
[00:27.95] Of two heart attacks right out of thin air
[00:29.61] Both within five minutes!
[00:30.52] Oh my God,
[00:30.88] I don't care!
[00:31.48] Then I met Meryl,
[00:32.28] a hot box of rocks
[00:33.08] And I fought a gunslinger named Ocelot
[00:34.68] But a cyborg ninja cut his hand away
[00:36.41] You know,
[00:36.80] normal shit that happens every day
[00:38.45] Listen Snake,
[00:39.49] there must have been a mistake
[00:41.26] On this show you've got to get right to the point of your game
[00:44.51] Like the ship from Galaga
[00:46.44] Hi,
[00:46.81] I shoot stuff in space
[00:48.02] And this car from Pole Position
[00:50.06] I'm a car!
[00:50.81] That's great!
[00:51.64] You know we've been through this before with your boy Cloud Strife
[00:54.92] And he talked too long
[00:56.32] I contemplated ending my life
[00:58.35] So let's keep things nice
[00:59.79] and simple like the hero over there
[01:01.83] From the Atari game Adventure
[01:03.56] I'm literally just a yellow square!
[01:05.11] Who cares
[01:05.84] I tried really hard to find a mech named Rex
[01:07.43] And the ninja came back in the mix like Chex
[01:09.18] It was Grey Fox
[01:09.72] and I fought Vulcan Raven
[01:10.89] A big motherfuckin' Alaskan shaman
[01:12.49] So I killed that guy but before he died
[01:14.34] He said Meryl liked me,
[01:15.03] I almost cried
[01:15.93] She's a little hottie pants,
[01:17.05] ooh-ee-yeah!
[01:17.75] It would be so great if you died right now
[01:19.25] I killed Sniper Wolf who was absurdly hot
[01:21.04] And then murdered three guys and an evil robot
[01:22.76] 'Til Liquid Snake
[01:23.24] and I were left alone
[01:24.35] He said that I was his brother
[01:25.30] and a superior clone
[01:26.13] Then he died of a virus
[01:26.91] and thinking fast
[01:27.90] Meryl saved us
[01:28.53] I don't give a frog's fat ass
[01:29.64] Then we stayed together
[01:30.39] until the seven year itch
[01:31.45] And now you know the simple plot of Metal Gear bitch!
[01:33.21] Listen Snake
[01:34.28] I've taken all I can take
[01:35.87] Just because your game is simple
[01:37.90] doesn't mean that it's lame
[01:39.32] Tell them,
[01:39.86] kid from Paperboy
[01:41.36] Yo, I deliver those papes!
[01:42.93] And the guy from Elevator Action
[01:44.61] Uh, elevators?
[01:45.57] Okay!
[01:46.11] Dear God
[01:46.89] Why can't I just have
[01:48.23] a single panel of guests
[01:49.82] Who can say their plots
[01:51.14] in forty fuckin' minutes or less
[01:53.01] Now just watch me,
[01:54.07] Snake before you make me reach for a gun
[01:56.46] I'll summarize your game
[01:57.86] and show you how this shit
[01:59.11] is really motherfuckin' done!
[02:04.05] Done!
[02:06.04] How it's motherfuckin' done!
[02:09.80] Done!
[02:14.41] "You sneak around and save the world. The End."
[02:16.87] My God,
[02:17.51] can I get a replacement guest
[02:18.46] with a simple plot please?
[02:19.89] Hi, I'm Sora from Kingdom Hearts!
[02:21.76] Nooooooooooo!
