Parokya ni Edgar - The Yes Yes Show

[00:09.35] You better get ready for a big surprise

[00:11.76] You think it's almost over, but it's only on the rise

[00:14.16] Mental message via visual contact

[00:16.56] Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

[00:19.22] More margarita for my cute señorita

[00:21.33] Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flavor

[00:23.98] Chuggin' down on my J&B

[00:25.86] While checkin' out the parts of my dick's anatomy

[00:28.51] Forget the brain, forget the personality

[00:30.91] What I'm after is your effects on my gravity

[00:33.56] Like Trinity, flying high with her kicks

[00:35.95] And controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick

[00:38.34] You better get ready for a big surprise

[00:40.75] You think it's almost over, but it's only on the rise

[00:43.14] Mental message via visual contact

[00:45.26] Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

[00:47.65] Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip

[00:50.31] Flashin' some cash and some rockstar bullshit

[00:52.71] Goin' in for the thrill, movin' in for the kill

[00:55.25] I got us a room in a fancy hotel

[00:57.64] And we've got everything we need

[00:59.77] A big bag of money, a bigger bag of weed

[01:02.16] And try to impress as we start to undress

[01:04.81] Stop the press, we need to get this

[01:07.21] You better get ready for a big surprise

[01:09.61] You think it's almost over, but it's only on the rise

[01:12.01] Mental message via visual contact

[01:14.12] Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

[01:16.81] I'd like to keep it going 'cause I got it going on

[01:18.93] But it's Vinci's turn on the microphone, so...

[01:23.45] Ehem, my name is Vinci, and I am neat

[01:26.11] I love pretty girls, and I love to eat

[01:28.53] I made this rap from my mind

[01:30.92] And I am very, very kind

[01:33.31] I like to drive fast in fancy cars

[01:35.70] And chicks dig me like chocolate bars

[01:38.36] They say I'm bad, but I am good

[01:40.48] So shut up now, and eat some food

[01:43.14] Tsong, ano ba'ng problema mo? Ayusin mo naman

[01:45.53] Lagyan mo naman ng tono, para kang nangangatwiran

[01:47.67] Ano ba'ng inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment?

[01:50.31] Sampung taon ka nang sikat, wala ka pa rin bang talent?

[01:52.70] Tsong, ano ba'ng sinasabi mo?

[01:55.09] Mali ang sinasabi mo

[01:57.23] Magaling akong kumanta

[01:59.87] Alam mo ba 'yung "Picha Pie", hmm?

[02:02.00] Kung sa bagay, mahusay nga naman 'yung "Picha Pie"

[02:04.66] Gamit ang boses mong pamatay, nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta

[02:07.58] 'Di ba, kahit ikaw ang gumawa

[02:09.44] Alam nating mas okay kung ako 'yung kumanta?

[02:11.56] Tsong naman, please lang, 'wag ka nang magyabang

[02:14.22] At alam mo naman na pang-back up ka lang

[02:16.61] At ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta?

[02:19.80] Ilan? Wala (eh, ano ngayon?)

[02:21.66] Alam naman nating lahat na si Vinci naman talaga dapat

[02:26.17] Ang vocalist ng Parokya band, ng Parokya ni Edgar

[02:30.83] Teka lang, one minute, pwede bang pakiulit?

[02:33.48] Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo

[02:35.34] Subalit bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat

[02:37.99] Eh, ni isang kanta man lang, wala kang naisulat?

[02:40.38] Eh, ba't ibang singers naman, kahit 'di n'ya sinulat

[02:43.04] Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat?

[02:45.20] Tulad ko, at ni Quino, at ni Benedict Aquino

[02:47.60] Na wala na yatang mas sisikat pa kahit na sino

[02:50.00] Ewan ko, sandali, 'wag ka ngang makulit

[02:52.65] Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha nang malupit

[02:55.05] Baka makatikim ka ng sarsuwela de kamao

[02:57.16] Na sinlisto el de gato sa gulpihan de con todo

[02:59.83] Talaga, 'di nga, tatawa na ba ako?

[03:02.21] Hindi porke't Koreano ka, magaling kang mag-taekwondo

[03:04.61] 'Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas

[03:07.00] Kami 'yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras

[03:09.39] Sandali lang, 'wag muna kayong maglaban

[03:12.84] Bago kayo magsuntukan, ba't 'di n'yo muna pag-usapan ang 'di maunawaan?

[03:19.22] Sige na, kiss na, peace na, please

[03:21.34] Pambayad mo ng jeepney, kulang pa ng dyis

[03:23.75] Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nangyari sa iba

[03:26.12] Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba

[03:28.54] 'Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula

[03:31.19] Alam naman nating lahat na mahal namin ang isa't isa

[03:35.70] Walang iwanan sa Parokya band, sa Parokya ni Edgar

[03:40.92] Band, band

[03:49.94] Uh, 'di ko alam kung paano tatapusin 'yung kanta

[03:52.61] Kaya ganito na lang, bigla na lang mawawala