Eminem_-_The_Real_Slim_Shady
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[00:02.53] May I have your attention please?
[00:05.44] May I have your attention please?
[00:08.18] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:11.45] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:15.69] We're gonna have a problem here
[00:17.82] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:19.68] Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
[00:22.34] And started whooping her ass worse than before
[00:24.54] They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
[00:26.51] It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:29.49] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:31.62] And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
[00:34.30] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
[00:36.15] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.07] "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:40.28] Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
[00:43.02] Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
[00:44.94] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47.12] But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:49.77] Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
[00:52.45] But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:54.84] "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
[00:56.70] And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[00:58.82] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.22] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:03.87] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.52] By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:06.37] They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:08.24] "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
[01:11.23] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*slurp*]
[01:13.36] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.03] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:17.43] [*ewww!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:19.55] Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.21] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.16] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.37] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:29.10] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:30.96] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:33.35] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:35.47] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:37.87] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:40.28] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:42.74] Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
[01:45.21] You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
[01:46.54] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:49.78] "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:51.91] Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
[01:54.14] So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:56.25] Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:58.39] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:00.81] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.22] Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.06] "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
[02:07.72] I should download her audio on MP3
[02:09.59] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
[02:12.50] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
[02:15.42] So I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.29] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:18.88] Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:21.60] Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
[02:23.80] It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[02:26.46] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:28.39] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:30.77] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:33.16] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:35.28] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:37.67] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.07] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:42.19] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:44.59] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
[02:46.97] Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:49.10] The only difference is I got the balls to say it
[02:50.69] In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
[02:54.48] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:55.89] And whether you like to admit it [*err*] I just shit it
[02:58.12] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:00.26] Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
[03:03.00] It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
[03:05.18] I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:07.59] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:09.71] And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:11.90] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:14.35] He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
[03:16.78] [*hach*] Or in the parking lot, circling
[03:18.89] Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
[03:19.74] With his windows down and his system up
[03:21.37] So, will the real Shady please stand up?
[03:23.49] And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
[03:25.43] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28.36] And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:30.75] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:32.88] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.00] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:37.13] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:39.52] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:41.90] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44.38] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:46.50] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:48.89] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.02] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:53.43] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:55.90] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:58.01] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[04:00.40] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:02.53] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[04:05.19] Please stand up, please stand up?
[04:08.18] Ha ha
[04:09.56] Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:13.12] Fuck it, let's all stand up
