[00:00.96] (Ooh, ah-ah)
[00:06.45] (Ooh, ah-ah)
[00:10.77] If you weren't born with it
[00:13.16] You can buy a couple ornaments
[00:16.00] Just be sure to read the warning, kids
[00:18.47] 'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it, ha-ha
[00:22.47] Sexual, hey girl, if you wanna feel sexual
[00:26.45] You can always call up a professional
[00:29.12] They stick pins in you like a vegetable, ha-ha
[00:33.91] Kids forever, kids forever
[00:36.91] Baby soft skin turns into leather
[00:39.49] Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
[00:42.41] No one will love you if you're unattractive
[00:45.59] Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
[00:48.40] Is it true that pain is beauty?
[00:51.22] Does a new face come with a warranty?
[00:54.06] Will a pretty face make it better?
[00:56.78] Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
[00:59.69] How did you afford her surgery?
[01:02.51] Do you swear you'll stay forever?
[01:05.02] Even if her face don't stay together
[01:08.62] Ooh, ah-ah
[01:10.65] (Even if her face don't stay together)
[01:14.33] Ooh, ah-ah
[01:17.78] If you want a little more confidence
[01:20.06] Potatoes turn to French fries, yeah, it's common sense
[01:23.25] All you need's a couple more condiments
[01:25.71] And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments, ha-ha
[01:30.33] It's such a waste
[01:31.83] When little girls grow into their mother's face
[01:34.64] But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
[01:37.26] And pucker up their lips until they suffocate, ha-ha
[01:41.69] Kids forever, kids forever
[01:44.61] Baby soft skin turns into leather
[01:47.27] Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
[01:50.23] No one will love you if you're unattractive
[01:53.40] Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
[01:56.22] Is it true that pain is beauty?
[01:58.94] Does a new face come with a warranty?
[02:01.76] Will a pretty face make it better?
[02:04.55] Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
[02:07.47] How did you afford her surgery?
[02:10.29] Do you swear you'll stay forever?
[02:12.86] Even if her face don't stay together
[02:15.63] Stay forever, stay forever
[02:18.45] Even if her face don't stay together
[02:21.28] Stay forever, stay forever
[02:23.92] Even if her face don't stay together
[02:27.53] Ooh, ah-ah
[02:33.28] Ooh, ah-ah
[02:38.76] Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
[02:41.32] Is it true that pain is beauty?
[02:44.09] Does a new face come with a warranty?
[02:46.98] Will a pretty face make it better?
[02:49.93] Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
[02:52.76] How did you afford her surgery?
[02:55.47] Do you swear you'll stay forever?
[02:57.98] Even if her face don't stay together
[03:00.64] Stay forever, stay forever
[03:03.55] Even if her face don't stay together
[03:06.22] Stay forever, stay forever
[03:09.14] Even if her face don't stay together
[03:11.98] Stay forever, stay forever
[03:14.72] Even if her face don't stay together
[03:17.64] Stay forever, stay forever
[03:20.47] Even if her face don't stay together
[03:23.96] (Ooh, ah-ah)
[03:29.69] (Ooh, ah-ah)
