Dax - Black Santa

[00:28.91] H-H-Hey Santa, it's, it's Dax again (Hi)

[00:33.91] Just checking if you got my list (Oh)

[00:36.91] Dear Mr. Santa (Hello)

[00:38.66] My name is Dax and I've been a good kid

[00:40.16] I made a list of the shit that I wanted this year

[00:42.16] Did you read it? I'm hoping you did (You did)

[00:43.91] I put my country, my state, my street, my chimney

[00:45.91] Just so you'd know where I live (Google maps)

[00:47.41] Stopped watching porn, gave to the homeless (So like, damn dude)

[00:49.16] Don't be a bitch!

[00:51.16] Yeah I want Cadillac color matte black (Skrr)

[00:52.41] Yeah I want a thick bitch with a fat ass (Hm)

[00:53.91] Yeah I want a crib to crash with a pool and a court and a golf course all in the back (Yah)

[00:57.41] Yeah I want Gucci, Prada coupled with a million dollars

[01:00.41] Instagram a million followers

[01:02.16] Takeout food from Benihana's (Please)

[01:04.41] I need a follow back from Lele Pons (Where you at?)

[01:06.41] I need a Drake feature on a song (Go on then)

[01:08.16] I could probably do this shit myself and all

[01:09.66] But I ain't really tryna wait that long (Facts)

[01:11.41] So Santa this is my list and I'm confident in you that you'll complete it (I know you will)

[01:14.66] Me and your daughter are friends and if I don't get all of my shit I'ma Mike Jackson beat it

[01:23.91] Dear Mr. Dax

[01:24.16] I took the time to go over your list

[01:24.41] And unfortunately I'm sorry to say

[01:24.66] You have been a bad kid (Very naughty)

[01:25.16] I can get you some shit but not all those God damn gifts (Sorry)

[01:28.16] And as for my daughter young man

[01:29.66] There ain't no way your fuckin' that bitch

[01:31.91] Man, fuck you Santa

[01:32.66] I don't even want your gifts

[01:33.91] I don't even want that car

[01:35.16] I don't even want that bitch

[01:36.41] I don't even want that shit

[01:37.66] Now I want Mrs. Clause

[01:38.66] Want her saying hoe hoe hoe hoe

[01:40.41] While she's on my pole pole pole pole

[01:41.91] Keep my wrist froze froze froze froze

[01:43.66] When I play games with Rudolph

[01:45.16] Yeah yeah yeah I'm crazy Santa

[01:47.41] Gave her the dick, banana

[01:49.41] Came through with the heat, the jammers

[01:50.91] Butt cheeks through the sheets, pajamas

[01:52.66] So what does that mean?

[01:54.66] I think it means that I win either way

[01:55.66] I'll leave you cookies and milk and a note on the table

[01:57.66] And here is what that shit's gonna say:

[01:59.16] Make sure you clean up the motherfuckin' chimney (I want it spotless)

[02:02.91] Make sure you turn off the lights when you done

[02:05.16] (Got bills to pay dude)

[02:06.41] Make sure you leave me a tip on the table (That's right for me)

[02:09.66] Don't eat two cookies your fat ass gets one (Go to a gym)

[02:12.41] Don't forget to leave shit in my stocking yeah you know where it's at

[02:14.91] Milk chocolate, some henny and condoms with that

[02:16.66] Xanax, weed to sell in the trap

[02:18.16] Don't lie Santa, boy I know that you're black

[02:20.16] Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen

[02:21.91] Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen

[02:23.66] Talk shit they all go missing

[02:25.16] Santa nigga it's Merry Christmas

[02:27.16] (Merry Christmas)

[02:28.66] (I got all the loot)

[02:31.91] (Oh oh oh oh oh oh)