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[00:02.77] If I had wings
[00:00.00] I wouldn't do anything beautiful and transcendent
[00:00.00] No
[00:00.00] I'd get my finger into everything I wanted
[00:00.00] I'd do all the beautiful things
[00:00.00] Those things you can't do
[00:00.00] Because nobody wants you to be able to do
[00:00.00] The things that make you feel good
[00:00.00] Like you can't smoke on the airplane
[00:00.00] I remember smoking on the airplane
[00:00.00] I used to love to smoke on the airplane
[00:00.00] Those were the golden days of air travel
[00:00.00] They would just open the door at the airport
[00:00.00] And you'd walk right out the tarmac
[00:00.00] And up those stairs and light a big cigarette
[00:00.00] And stick it in the ashtray
[00:00.00] And the stewardess would come along
[00:00.00] And if she was hot, you can try to pick her up
[00:00.00] Once I was flying
[00:00.00] From New York to DC
[00:00.00] I didn't have much time
[00:00.00] And the stewardess was smoking
[00:00.00] She was a dusky tall
[00:00.00] American beauty
[00:00.00] And I put down my tray table
[00:00.00] Snorted a gram of cocaine
[00:00.00] Till I got up my courage to say
[00:00.00] "Can I have your phone number?"
[00:00.00] And she gave me the number
[00:00.00] That was the good news
[00:00.00] The bad news was I got too stoned that I'd lost the number
[00:00.00] The stewardess would've been better than the cocaine
[00:00.00] I made an error in judgement
[00:00.00] But still I remember smoking on the airplane
[00:00.00] Smoking on the airplane
[00:00.00] Smoking on the airplane, everybody did it
[00:00.00] They'd gather at the back on the way to Australia
[00:00.00] And all puff up at once outside the bathroom
[00:00.00] And that's why if I had wings
[00:00.00] That would be a bad idea, hahahahaha, I guess
[00:00.00] According to everything I've been taught about the laws of
[00:00.00] Ethics and karma and good behavior, hahahahaha
[00:00.00] If I had wings, I'd go, yum, yum, yum-yum, yum-yum, yum, ow!
[00:00.00] I'd have fun
[00:00.00] If I had wings, I'd have fun
[00:00.00] Smoking on the airplane
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings
[00:00.00] (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] Teenage boys used to hijack the airplane and send it to Cuba
[00:00.00] Castro would charge 20 grand
[00:00.00] The airline would get your airplane back
[00:00.00] He had a good business (You can't do that, you can't do that)
[00:00.00] It's over (You can't do that, you can't do that)
[00:00.00] It's over for the liberal democracies (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] It's over (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] Here comes the jungle (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] No more rock critics (You can't do that, you can't do that)
[00:00.00] No more (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] European ideas of (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] Good and bad (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] Only a vengeful (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] God does not allow smoking on the airplane
[00:00.00] (You can't do that, you can't do that)
[00:00.00] (You can't do that) There will be no revolution (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] And that's why (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] It won't be televised (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings
[00:00.00] Sunlight on my wings
[00:00.00] Sunlight (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] Sunlight (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] Sunlight (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] Sunlight (You can't do that)
[00:00.00] If I had wings...
