When It Rains It Pours

[00:00.92] Sunday morning, man, she woke up fighting mad

[00:07.68] Bitching and moaning on and on 'bout the time I had

[00:14.93] And by Tuesday, you could say that girl was good as gone

[00:22.92] And then when Thursday came around, I was all alone

[00:30.68] So I went for a drive to clear my mind, ended up at a Shell on I-65

[00:39.67] Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch off ticket

[00:43.92] Bought two twelve packs and a tank of gas with it

[00:47.92] She swore they were a waste of time, oh, but she was wrong

[00:54.42] I was caller number 5 on the radio station

[00:58.93] Won a 4-day, 3-night beach vacation

[01:02.92] Deep sea, senorita, fishing down in Panama

[01:09.42] And I ain't gotta see my ex future mother-in-law anymore

[01:15.92] Oh, Lord, when it rains it pours

[01:24.67] Now she was sure real quick to up and apologize

[01:32.17] When she heard about my new found luck on that FM dial

[01:39.42] And it's crazy how lately now it just seems to come in waves

[01:46.92] What I thought was gonna be the death of me was my saving grace

[01:54.18] It's got me thinking that her leaving is the only logical reason

[02:02.42] That I got the last spot in the Hooter's parking lot

[02:06.42] And the waitress left her number on my check with a heart

[02:10.18] She picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call

[02:17.18] And I only spent five bucks at the Moose Club Raffle

[02:21.43] Won a used four-wheeler and three free passes

[02:25.42] For me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf

[02:31.92] And I ain't gotta see my ex future mother-in-law anymore

[02:38.18] Oh, Lord, when it rains it pours

[02:42.82] When it rains it pours

[02:47.57] I've been on one hell of a redneck roll for three weeks now

[02:54.82] And it all started on the day that she walked out

[03:02.07] Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch off ticket

[03:06.57] Bought two twelve packs and a tank of gas with it

[03:10.32] She swore they were a waste of time, oh, but she was wrong

[03:17.07] And I was caller number 5 on the radio station

[03:21.58] Won a 4-day, 3-night beach vacation

[03:25.58] Deep sea, senorita, fishing down in Panama

[03:31.57] And I ain't gotta see my ex future mother-in-law anymore

[03:38.08] Oh, Lord, when it rains it pours

[03:44.83] When it rains it pours