Man, I Love Being Drunk
[00:17.44] I can't hold my liquor
[00:20.11] Would you mind if I held yours?
[00:23.85] When I'm sure I've had enough
[00:26.75] That's how I know that I need more
[00:30.48] It's just the booze talking
[00:32.87] And it's speaking Japanese (Konnichiwa!)
[00:37.10] I'm sure you heard me slur my words
[00:39.76] Can someone come and translate me
[00:45.07] Before I got to it
[00:47.99] They called it some-chohol
[00:51.46] I'm sure that I'll rue it
[00:54.65] But I'll still ruin it all
[00:59.40] When I'm a solid 6 drinks in
[01:01.31] You'll be a solid 10
[01:04.26] These beer goggles are prescription
[01:07.19] 20/20 double vision
[01:10.37] It's a braincell genocide
[01:12.49] Get me a Hitler on the rocks
[01:15.15] Wake up on a stranger's floor
[01:18.07] Face covered in Sharpie cocks
[01:23.86] I'm not sure why they call it my liver
[01:25.77] 'Cause I'm pretty sure it's dead
[01:28.43] Wake up- pick up chicks, get whiskey dick and say
[01:31.56] Fuck it, I'm going to bed
[01:35.01] I try to drown my sorrows
[01:36.88] But I'm the one who sunk
[01:40.06] I always forget why I regret it
[01:42.71] Man, I love being drunk
[01:45.10] (top-tier piano solo)
[01:58.57] I'm pretty sure my BAC's
[02:00.97] Higher than by debit balance
[02:04.16] I can't afford this anymore
[02:06.55] I'm still on my parents' allowance
[02:09.47] And even Hurricane Sandy
[02:11.59] Never saw blackouts like mine
[02:14.78] Officer, I'm good to drive
[02:17.51] But I can't walk two straight lines...
[02:23.62] Everybody raise a glass
[02:25.74] I propose a thousand toasts
[02:28.66] To my sorry, sorry ass
[02:31.06] A thousand cheers go down my throat
[02:34.24] I try to drown my sorrows
[02:36.37] But I'm the one who sunk
[02:39.29] I always forget why I regret it
[02:41.95] Man, I love being drunk
[02:43.81] (top-tier piano solo pt.2)
[02:53.82] God, grant me the serenity
[02:56.22] And the courage to wash it down
[02:58.87] 'Cause I heard my higher power's
[03:01.00] Gonna buy us the next round
[03:07.18] I try to drown my sorrows
[03:09.57] But I'm the one who sunk
[03:12.14] I always forget why I regret it
[03:15.15] Man, I love being drunk
[03:17.81] I try to drown my sorrows
[03:20.20] But I'm the one who sunk
[03:23.13] I always forget why I regret it
[03:25.51] Man, I love being drunk
[03:27.10] Oh lord, I said
[03:28.17] Man, I love being drunk
[03:29.50] Oh my god
[03:30.56] Man, I love being drunk
[03:32.15] AH AH AH
[03:33.21] Man, I love being
[03:35.87] Druuuuuunk!
