Fairy Godmother Song
[00:14.22] Your fallen tears have called to me
[00:18.20] So here comes my sweet remedy
[00:22.98] I know what every princess needs
[00:27.51] For her to live life, happily...
[00:34.14] With just a wave of my magic wand
[00:38.92] Your troubles will soon be gone
[00:41.32] With a flick of the wrist
[00:42.36] In just a flash
[00:43.70] You'll land a prince with a ton of cash
[00:45.82] A high priced dress made by mice, no less
[00:47.95] Crystal glass pumps and no more stress
[00:50.35] Your worries will vanish
[00:51.40] Your soul will cleanse
[00:52.20] Confide in your very own furniture friends
[00:54.39] We'll help you start a new fashion trend!
[00:57.86] I'll make you fancy
[00:58.66] I'll make you great
[00:59.73] The kind of gal the prince would date
[01:01.85] They'll write your name on the bathroom wall
[01:03.99] "For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call!"
[01:05.84] A sporty new carriage to ride in style
[01:07.96] Sexy man, my chauffeur Kyle!
[01:10.08] I'll vanish your blemishes
[01:10.89] Tooth decay
[01:11.94] Cellulite thighs will fade a way
[01:13.80] And oh, what the hey!
[01:15.40] Have a bichon frisee!
[01:16.99] Nip and tuck, here and there
[01:19.12] To land the prince with the perfect hair
[01:20.19] Lipstick, liners, shadow, blush!
[01:22.03] To get that prince with a sexy tush!
[01:23.63] Lucky day! A buffet!
[01:25.24] Wanna get pissed? Take a roll in the hay!
[01:26.84] You can swoon on the moon
[01:28.43] With the prince
[01:29.23] To this tune!
[01:30.03] Don't be drab, you'll be fab!
[01:31.35] Your prince will have rock hard abs!
[01:32.68] Cheese soufflé!
[01:33.49] Have a nice day!
[01:34.28] Have some chicken fricassee!
[01:35.60] Nip and tuck, here and there
[01:36.94] To land the prince with the perfect hair
[01:38.27] Lipstick, liners
[01:39.30] Fiona:
[01:39.56] "Stop! Thank you, very much, Fairy Godmother, but I'm afraid that I don't need all this!"
[01:47.12] All:
[01:48.19] (Astonished murmuring)
[01:49.51] Dresser:
[01:50.04] "Fine. Be that way."
