Waluigi vs Smash Bros BATTLE RAP Part 1
[00:03.07] SO I'VE BEEN SITTING IN THIS MULTI MILLION DOLLAR MANSION THAT I LIVE IN
[00:06.05] SIPPING SOME EXQUISITE WINE
[00:07.63] LOBSTER TAIL FRESH OUT THE KITCHEN
[00:08.97] BUT I'VE BEEN THINKING I AIN'T SATISFIED WITH ALL THE RICHES
[00:11.36] THINGS ARE DIFFERENT
[00:12.41] I FEEL A PART OF ME IS MISSING
[00:14.28] BECAUSE THERE IS NO INVITATION TO THE GAME OF BEATINGS
[00:16.66] THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SLAP IN THE FACE, I'M ANGRERED DEEPLY
[00:19.36] THEY CALL ME UP IF THEY NEED A FILLER
[00:21.89] THAT'S HOW THEY TREAT ME
[00:22.50] THEY ADDED JIGGLYPUFF IN AGAIN, BUT SAID NO WALUIGI
[00:25.15] THEY JUST RELEASED IT, DEFINITELY GOING TO GO BALLISTIC
[00:27.81] BIG MISTAKE, IXNAYING THE SLENDER PURPLE VILLAIN
[00:30.73] ALERT CIVILIANS, I LURK IN BUILDINGS, DISTURBING MILLIONS
[00:32.85] I'LL HURT YOUR FEELINGS AND CURSE AT CHILDREN, MY SMIRK IS CHILLING
[00:36.04] THEY UNDERESTIMATED ME FROM THE GETUP
[00:38.17] REMEMBER THEY NEVER THOUGHT I WAS A THREAT WHEN I STEPPED IN MARIO TENNIS
[00:40.88] JUMP IN A SLING POD, TRAVEL SPEED AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL
[00:43.28] BUST THROUGH THE GROUND LIKE A GIANT WORM FROM TREMORS
[00:46.47] JUST LET ME CHUG THE REST OF MY MERLOT
[00:48.09] LIMBER UP WITH SOME TAE BOW
[00:49.42] PRACTICE SWING WITH RAQUET
[00:50.74] LOOSENING UP MY ELBOW
[00:51.81] TIME TO PUT 'EM ON DEATHROW GUESS WHO CONTRONTS ME FIRST
[00:54.72] PAC MAN, SO I LAUGHED AND WHACKED HIM BACK TO THE RETRO
[00:57.65] WHAT'S YO DEAL WITH WALUIGI?
[00:59.93] THEY MADE ME VANISH LIKE I WAS HOUDINI
[01:02.39] YOU CAN'T SELECT ME, SO I'LL STEP IN FREELY
[01:04.24] THERE'S NOT A SOUL WHO CAN OUT COMPETE ME
[01:07.16] WHAT'S YO DEAL WITH WALUIGI?
[01:09.56] I WAS A TROPHY NOW I'M TROPHY WINNIN'
[01:13.01] I'M MAKING RACKET, CUZ I'LL COME IN SWINGING
[01:15.67] THEY TOOK ME OUT CUZ I'M BOUT TO BRING IT
[01:20.05] MII GUNNER, YOU GONNA GUN ME DOWN?
[01:22.47] MII SWORDFIGHTER, YOU GONNA CUT ME OUT?
[01:25.39] PIT, I CONSIDER IT A MYTH THAT YOU CAN BOW AND ARROW A SHOT
[01:28.32] I'LL MAKE YOU BLACK OUT LIKE MR. GAME AND WATCH
[01:30.71] DONKEY KONG, WHO LET YOU OUT OF YOUR CRATE AT THE ZOO?
[01:32.84] BIG FOR NOTHING MONKEY, I'LL TRANQUILIZE YOU JUST WITH MY SHOE
[01:35.76] INCINEROAR, I INSIST THAT YOU SIT BEFORE YOU GET TORCHED
[01:38.14] OH HEY, WARIO I LIKE YOU BUT TODAY YOU GET WAR
[01:41.07] THAT'S FOR SURE
[01:41.86] R.O.B ROBO BEAM
[01:43.73] WON'T BE EFFECTIVE WHEN I HIT THAT CONTROL ALT DELETE
[01:46.38] EVEN IF ALL OF YOU TEAM, I'M DOWN TO BRAWL AND DEFEAT
[01:49.04] I NEVER MADE THE LIST, SO NOW I GOTTA BLOW OFF SOME STEAM
[01:52.53] MAN, THIS IS EASY
[01:53.58] EASY PEEZY ROBIN SQUEEZY
[01:55.17] NESS WAS LEVITATING SO I LEVELED HIM AND LEFT HIM LEAKING
[01:57.84] BOWSER JUNIOR BIT MY ANKLE LIKE A CHUIHUAHUA
[02:00.48] I WAS ABOUT TO SQUASH HIS BODY TIL A SHADOW CAME OVER TOP ME
[02:03.14] IT WAS HIS FATHER, BIG BAD BOWSER IN THE FLESH
[02:05.80] TRIED TO TAKE ME OUT WITH FIRE FLAMES COMING FROM HIS BREATH
[02:08.45] I SAID HELL NO, YOU TURTLE LIZARD DINOSAUR BITCH
[02:11.12] GAVE HIM A 10 PUNCH AND STOMPED ON HIS DINOSAUR KID
[02:13.78] HE GOT SQUISHED
[02:14.58] RYU, YOU'LL DIE DUDE. KEN, YOU'LL DIE TOO
[02:16.71] STOP LOOKING AT DR. MARIO, HE CANNOT REVIVE YOU
[02:19.36] LUCARIO, I'M SORRY BRO. THE ENERGY IN YOUR AURA LOW-----
[02:22.59] HANG ON, DID I JUST GET SPIT ON BY MARIO?
[02:24.98] WHAT'S YO DEAL WITH WALUIGI?
[02:26.84] THEY MADE ME VANISH LIKE I WAS HOUDINI
[02:29.25] YOU CAN'T SELECT ME, SO I'LL STEP IN FREELY
[02:31.65] THERE'S NOT A SOUL WHO CAN OUT COMPETE ME
[02:34.33] WHAT'S YO DEAL WITH WALUIGI?
[02:37.91] I WAS A TROPHY NOW I'M TROPHY WINNIN'
[02:40.42] I'M MAKING RACKET, CUZ I'LL COME IN SWINGING
[02:43.08] THEY TOOK ME OUT CUZ I'M BOUT TO BRING IT
[02:46.07] WHAT'S YO DEAL WITH WALUIGI?
