Comedy
[00:01.04] The world is changing
[00:04.73] The planet's heating up
[00:08.19] What the fuck is going on?
[00:14.03] Rearranging
[00:16.69] It's like everything
[00:18.03] Happened all at once
[00:20.14] Um, what the fuck is going on?
[00:26.51] The people rising in the streets
[00:29.98] The war, the drought
[00:32.89] The more I look,
[00:34.22] The more I see nothing
[00:36.61] To joke about
[00:39.53] Is comedy over?
[00:42.45] Should I leave you alone?
[00:43.79] 'Cause, really, who's gonna go for
[00:45.91] Joking at a time like this?
[00:48.57] Should I be joking
[00:49.63] At a time like this?
[00:51.49] I wanna help to leave this world
[00:54.95] Better than I found it
[00:57.85] And I fear that comedy won't help
[01:01.32] And the fear is not unfounded
[01:04.50] Should I stop trying to be funny?
[01:07.97] Should I give away my money?
[01:10.89] No!
[01:16.22] What do I do?
[01:18.35] ...
[01:22.05] !
[01:23.67] Healing the world with comedy
[01:28.41] The indescribable power
[01:32.40] Of your comedy
[01:35.85] The world needs direction
[01:39.31] From a white guy like me
[01:42.23] Who is healing the world with
[01:46.22] Comedy
[01:48.35] ...
[01:50.21] That's it!
[01:53.62] The world is so...
[01:54.94] Fucked up
[01:56.80] Systematic oppression
[01:59.49] Income inequality
[02:02.39] The other stuff
[02:05.30] And there's only one thing
[02:06.35] That I can do about it
[02:09.25] While— While being paid
[02:10.81] And being the center of attention
[02:13.73] Healing the world with comedy
[02:18.24] Making a literal difference,
[02:21.44] Metaphorically
[02:23.56] A Jew walks into a bar,
[02:26.49] And I've saved him a seat
[02:29.41] That's healing the world with comedy
[02:34.19] I'm a special kind of white guy
[02:36.85] I self-reflected,
[02:37.67] And I wanna be
[02:38.47] An agent of change
[02:39.78] So I am gonna use my
[02:41.40] Privilege for the good
[02:43.27] (Very cool, way to go!)
[02:45.12] American white guys
[02:47.52] We've had the floor
[02:48.30] For at least four hundred years
[02:50.97] So maybe I should just
[02:52.81] Shut the fuck up
[02:55.50] ...
[03:00.25] I'm bored
[03:01.52] I don't wanna do that
[03:03.63] There's got to be another way
[03:06.82] For me to help out
[03:07.88] Without standing on the sidelines
[03:11.86] The wait is over
[03:14.26] I'm white, and I'm here
[03:15.86] To save the day
[03:16.93] Lord, help me channel
[03:18.53] Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side
[03:23.03] Healing the world with comedy
[03:27.29] Making a literal difference,
[03:30.49] Metaphorically
[03:32.88] And yes, most likely,
[03:34.47] They'll pay me,
[03:36.05] But I'd do it for free
[03:38.45] I am healing the world with comedy
[03:45.36] If you wake up in a
[03:46.15] House that's full of smoke
[03:47.76] Don't panic
[03:49.07] Call me, and I'll
[03:49.86] Tell you a joke
[03:50.93] If you see white men
[03:52.52] Dressed in white cloaks
[03:53.58] Don't panic
[03:54.65] Call me, and I'll
[03:55.44] Tell you a joke
[03:56.78] Oh shit
[03:58.90] Should I be joking
[03:59.96] At a time like this?
[04:02.35] If you start to
[04:03.41] Smell burning toast
[04:05.02] You're having a stroke or
[04:06.07] Overcooking your toast
[04:07.67] If you wake up in a
[04:08.72] House that's full of smoke
[04:10.59] Don't panic
[04:11.65] Call me, and I'll
[04:12.18] Tell you a joke
[04:13.51] If you see white men
[04:14.83] Dressed in white cloaks
[04:16.16] Don't panic
[04:17.23] Call me, and I'll
[04:18.03] Tell you a joke
[04:19.34] Oh shit
[04:21.48] Should I be joking
[04:22.54] At a time like this?
[04:24.95] Somebody help me out,
[04:26.79] 'Cause I don't know
[04:29.45] And I want to help
[04:31.04] To leave this world
[04:32.90] Better than I found it
[04:35.31] And I fear that comedy won't help,
[04:37.96] And the fear is not unfounded
[04:40.89] Should I stop trying to be funny?
[04:43.54] Should I give away my money?
[04:46.19] No!
[04:49.40] I know what I gotta do
[04:53.89] Healing the world with comedy
[04:57.87] Making a literal difference,
[05:01.34] Metaphorically
[05:03.46] I swore I'd never be back,
[05:06.12] But now I'm back on my feet
[05:09.03] And I'm healing the world with comedy
