The Flim Flam Cider
[00:07.34] Well, lookie what we got here, brother
[00:08.66] of mine, it's the same in every town
[00:11.85] Ponies with thirsty throats,
[00:13.17] dry tongues, and not a
[00:13.97] drop of cider to be found
[00:15.56] Maybe they're not aware that there's
[00:16.91] really no need for this teary despair
[00:19.82] That the key that they need
[00:20.62] to solve this sad cider
[00:21.42] shortage you and I will share
[00:23.53] Ponies: [excited chattering]
[00:25.93] Well you've got opportunity
[00:27.79] In this very community
[00:30.19] He's Flim
[00:30.70] He's Flam
[00:31.50] We're the world famous
[00:32.30] Flim Flam Brothers
[00:33.90] Traveling salesponies nonpareil
[00:38.68] Pinkie Pie: Nonpa-what?
[00:40.27] Nonpareil, and that's exactly
[00:41.87] the reason why, you see
[00:43.98] No pony else in this whole place
[00:45.31] will give you such a chance
[00:46.38] to be where you need to be
[00:47.98] And that's a new world,
[00:49.05] with tons of cider
[00:50.63] Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking
[00:52.76] More cider than you could drink
[00:54.09] in all your days of thinking
[00:56.75] Rainbow Dash: I doubt that.
[00:58.08] So take this opportunity
[01:00.21] In this very community
[01:02.86] He's Flim
[01:03.39] He's Flam
[01:03.93] We're the world famous
[01:04.99] Flim Flam Brothers
[01:06.58] Traveling salesponies
[01:08.17] Nonpareil
[01:10.84] I suppose by now you're wondering
[01:12.95] 'bout our peculiar mode of transport
[01:15.09] I say, our mode of locomotion
[01:19.08] And I suppose by now you're wondering,
[01:20.94] where is this promised cider?
[01:23.34] Any horse can make a claim
[01:24.66] and any pony can do the same
[01:26.79] But my brother and I have
[01:27.85] something most unique and superb
[01:29.17] Unseen at any time in this big new world
[01:31.30] And that's opportunity
[01:35.55] Folks, it's the one and only,
[01:37.41] the biggest and the best
[01:39.53] The unbelievable
[01:40.60] Unimpeachable
[01:41.66] Indispensable
[01:42.72] I-can't-believe-able
[01:43.79] Flim Flam Brothers' Super
[01:45.38] Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
[01:49.90] Flam: What d'you say, sister?
[01:51.23] Oh, we got opportunity
[01:53.35] In this very community
[01:55.74] Please, Flim, please, Flam,
[01:56.80] help us out of this jam
[01:57.87] With your Flim Flam Brothers'
[01:58.93] Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
[02:01.31] Flim: Young filly, I would be ever
[02:02.65] so honored if you might see fit to
[02:04.50] let my brother and I borrow some
[02:05.57] of your delicious, and might I add
[02:07.69] spellbindingly fragrant apples for
[02:08.76] our little demonstration here?
[02:10.36] Applejack: Uh, sure, I guess.
[02:11.67] Opportunity, in our community
[02:14.06] Ready, Flim?
[02:14.60] Ready, Flam?
[02:15.13] Let's bing bang zam!
[02:16.46] Flim: And show these thirsty ponies
[02:18.32] a world of delectable cider!
[02:20.44] Cider, cider, cider, cider...
[02:24.43] Flim: Watch closely, my friends!
[02:26.29] The fun begins!
[02:28.94] Flim: Now, here's where the magic
[02:30.27] happens. Right here in this heaving,
[02:31.06] roiling, cider-press-boiling guts
[02:33.19] of the very machine, those apples
[02:34.79] plucked fresh are right now as we speak
[02:36.38] being turned into grade-A, top-notch,
[02:37.97] five-star, blow-your-horseshoes-off,
[02:39.30] one-of-a-kind cider!
[02:40.90] Feel free to take a sneak peek!
[02:44.62] Now wait, you fellers, hold it!
[02:46.47] You went and over-sold it!
[02:48.33] I guarantee that what you
[02:49.66] have there won't compare
[02:52.31] For the very most important ingredient
[02:54.46] Can't be added or done expedient
[02:56.58] And it's quality, friends,
[02:57.90] Apple Acres' quality and care!
[03:00.30] Well, Granny, I'm glad you
[03:01.36] brought that up, my dear, I say
[03:02.96] I'm glad you brought that up
[03:04.30] You see that we are very
[03:05.61] picky when it comes to cider
[03:06.94] if you'll kindly try a cup
[03:09.07] Yes, sir, yes, ma'am, this great
[03:10.67] machine lets just the very best
[03:13.06] So whaddaya say then, Apples?
[03:14.91] Care to step into the modern world
[03:17.04] And put the Super Speedy Cider
[03:18.37] Squeezy 6000 to the test?
[03:22.08] Cider, cider, cider, cider....
[03:23.15] Flim: What do you think, folks?
[03:24.21] Do you see what the Apples can't?
[03:25.81] I see it clear as day! I know she
[03:27.14] does! So does he! C'mon, Ponyville,
[03:30.05] you know what I'm talking about!
[03:31.91] We're saying you've got
[03:33.78] Opportunity
[03:34.85] In this very community
[03:37.25] He's Flim, he's Flam
[03:38.31] We're the world famous
[03:39.36] Flim Flam Brothers
[03:40.95] Traveling salesponies nonpareil!
[03:48.66] Yeah!
