Hoe Cakes

[00:11.31] Keep your hoes in check

[00:20.07] I got this girl and she wants me to duke her

[00:22.20] I told her I'd come scoop her around eight, she said (super)

[00:24.85] That sounds great, shorty girl's a trooper

[00:27.25] No matter what I need her to do, she be like (super)

[00:29.63] Own his own throne, the boss like King Koopa

[00:31.77] On the microphone he flossed the ring (super)

[00:34.42] Average emcees is like a TV blooper

[00:36.80] MF DOOM, he's like D.B. Cooper

[00:39.20] Out with the moolah, I let her get a outfit

[00:41.60] Just to cool her off she said niggas ain't about shit

[00:44.50] I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it

[00:46.35] The way it be in her mouth, she can't live without it

[00:48.75] And can't live with this, handle your business

[00:51.13] Villain'll stay on a scandalous ho's shit list

[00:53.81] One pack of cookies please, Mr. Hooper

[00:55.94] It's fun smackin rookies, he is the (super)

[00:58.33] Look like a black wookie when he let his beard grow

[01:00.98] Weirdo, brown skin'ded always kept his hair low

[01:03.52] Rumors has it it's a S-curl accident

[01:05.61] DOOM was always known to keep the best girls' backs bent

[01:08.25] Some say it's the eyes, some say the accent

[01:10.69] A lotta guys wonder where they stacks went

[01:13.10] I call her thunder thighs, with the fatty swolla

[01:15.47] Only mess with high rollers, do what daddy told her

[01:17.60] No matter the city, she with me to do the thang-thang

[01:19.97] Work in the coochie, hooptie-chitty-chitty-bang-bang

[01:22.89] Same name on the titty as on the name ring

[01:24.76] Pretty like Baby D off all in the same gang

[01:27.41] Keep my eye on her, really don't trust her

[01:29.23] But I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut

[01:31.89] And the heat to turn beef to horsemeat chalupa

[01:34.28] Teach her how to hold it, of course he is the (super)

[01:37.15] See most cats treat her like foofer

[01:38.80] Or beat her to a stupor, take it from the (super)

[01:41.74] You need to make her feel cuter

[01:43.34] And lay down the G like Luther, everything'll be (super)

[01:46.74] Do for her, keep her in a new fur

[01:48.86] So she look sweet when she go to meet the (super)

[01:50.98] Got the buddha, get the Grenadiers, twist it

[01:53.61] Put it in the air, come here, kiss it

[01:56.27] Listen here, scooter, let her try to bag you

[01:58.39] When she's on the rag never let her fry the Ragu

[02:01.31] Which will have you under some type of spell crying dag-boo

[02:03.93] Her name on your back in a tattoo

[02:05.77] Whether a bourgie broad, nerd hoe, street chick

[02:07.90] Don't call her wifey if you met her at the freaknick

[02:10.57] You don't want her, don't waste her time, I'll dupe her

[02:12.98] And be a father to your child like the (super)

[02:15.85] He keep his hoes in check

[02:17.18] Sends 'em out to get glows from off frozen necks

[02:19.83] Tell 'em take his clothes, leave him posing naked for real

[02:22.50] Better yet, get him for the check off the record deal

[02:24.89] Find out where he keep the Tek and the blue steel

[02:27.01] Make sure for extra wreck, let him know how you feel

[02:29.67] And while he's runnin' down to all star weekend to ball

[02:32.33] I'm coming with the U-Haul (super)

[02:55.99] Has the laser cannon been loaded?

[02:58.10] Everything has been prepared as you ordered

[03:00.21] But how did you get permission to return to New York, master?

[03:03.42] Through the efforts of a misguided fool

[03:06.60] It's free enterprise

[03:09.54] And I'm not gonna let some blasted government bureaucrat

[03:12.21] Tell me how to run my business

[03:14.33] But DOOM will be my guest on my private estate on Long Island

[03:18.58] There's nothing you can do about it

[03:20.18] He's dangerous, I just hope you know what you're doing

[03:23.10] Don't I always?

[03:24.66] Ah, there's DOOM's jet, right on time

[03:33.47] Why is it so cold down here?

[03:35.30] The heat went out in the whole building

[03:36.58] Warm enough out there on Long Island with DOOM

[03:38.96] DOOM? Here in New York?

[03:40.83] Yes, DOOM, has an amazing new machine

[03:43.48] Get the President of the United States on the phone

[03:46.53] How long's all this gonna take, DOOM?

[03:48.93] I would not advise you to repeat that error

[03:52.35] Sure, I know what you mean