Blunt the Knives
[00:00.68] Bilbo: And…and, ca…can you not do that, you’ll blunt them!
[00:04.67] Bofur: Ooh, d’you hear that, lads? He says we’ll blunt the knives!
[00:09.47] Kili: Blunt the knives, bend the forks
[00:12.11] Fili: Smash the bottles and bum the corks
[00:14.76] Chip the glasses and crack the plates
[00:17.96] That's what Bilbo Baggins hates
[00:20.07] Cut the cloth, tread on the fat
[00:21.67] Leave the bones on the bedroom mat
[00:23.80] Pour the milk on the pantry floor
[00:27.79] Splash the wine on every door
[00:29.90] Dump the crooks in a boiling bowl
[00:31.76] Pound them up with a thumping pole
[00:33.63] When you're finished, if they are whole
[00:38.42] Send them down the hall to roll
[00:48.25] That's what Bilbo Baggins hates
