Divorced, Beheaded and Died

[00:01.87] Divorced, beheaded and died

[00:04.00] Divorced, beheaded survived

[00:06.39] I'm Henry the Eighth, I had six sorry wives

[00:09.03] Some might say I ruined their lives

[00:16.27] Catherine of Aragon was one

[00:18.38] She failed to give me a son

[00:20.78] I had to ask her for a divorce

[00:23.44] That broke her poor heart, of course

[00:25.81] Young Anne Boleyn she was two

[00:27.95] Had a daughter, best she could do

[00:30.33] I said she flirted with some other man,

[00:33.00] And off for the chop went dear Anne

[00:37.78] Lovely Jane Seymour was three

[00:40.21] The love of a lifetime for me

[00:42.59] She gave me a son, little Prince Ed

[00:44.73] Then poor old Jane went and dropped dead

[00:47.41] Divorced, beheaded and died

[00:49.54] Divorced, beheaded, survived

[00:51.96] I'm Henry the Eighth, I had six sorry wives

[00:54.68] Some might say I ruined their lives

[01:01.90] Anne of Cleeves came four

[01:03.99] I fell for the portrait I saw

[01:06.43] Then laid eyes on her face and cried,

[01:08.25] "She's a horse! I must have another divorce."

[01:11.49] Catherine Howard was five

[01:13.60] A child of nineteen, so alive

[01:15.99] She flirted with others, no way to behave

[01:18.64] The axe sent young Cath to her grave

[01:23.42] Catherine Parr she was last

[01:26.09] By then all my best days were past

[01:29.29] I lay on my death bed, aged just fifty-five

[01:32.20] Lucky Catherine the Last stayed alive

[01:35.14] (I mean, how unfair...)

[01:38.86] Divorced, beheaded and died

[01:41.26] Divorced, beheaded, survived

[01:43.64] I'm Henry the Eighth, I had six sorry wives

[01:46.04] You could say I ruined their lives