Welcome To The Internet
[00:01.13] Welcome to the internet
[00:03.01] Have a look around
[00:04.87] Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[00:08.05] We've got mountains of content
[00:10.19] Some better, some worse
[00:12.04] If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[00:16.30] Welcome to the internet
[00:18.17] Come and take a seat
[00:19.76] Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[00:23.74] There's no need to panic
[00:25.61] This isn't a test, haha
[00:28.00] Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
[00:31.71] Welcome to the internet
[00:33.58] What would you prefer?
[00:35.16] Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[00:39.15] Be happy
[00:40.21] Be horny
[00:41.01] Be bursting with rage
[00:43.40] We got a million different ways to engage
[00:46.86] Welcome to the internet
[00:48.98] Put your cares aside
[00:50.57] Here's a tip for straining pasta
[00:52.43] Here's a nine-year-old who died
[00:54.29] We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
[00:58.02] And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
[00:59.88] Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
[01:01.99] Welcome to the internet
[01:03.32] Hold on to your socks
[01:04.65] 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
[01:07.85] They are grainy and off-putting
[01:09.71] He just sent you more
[01:11.57] Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
[01:14.51] See a man beheaded
[01:15.57] Get offended, see a shrink
[01:16.90] Show us pictures of your children
[01:18.23] Tell us every thought you think
[01:19.82] Start a rumor, buy a broom
[01:21.15] Or send a death threat to a boomer
[01:22.74] Or DM a girl and groom her
[01:24.07] Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
[01:25.93] Here's a healthy breakfast option
[01:27.53] You should kill your mom
[01:28.59] Here's why women never fuck you
[01:29.92] Here's how you can build a bomb
[01:31.77] Which Power Ranger are you?
[01:33.10] Take this quirky quiz
[01:34.43] Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[01:39.23] Could I interest you in everything?
[01:40.56] All of the time?
[01:42.15] A little bit of everything
[01:43.48] All of the time
[01:44.80] Apathy's a tragedy
[01:46.14] And boredom is a crime
[01:47.73] Anything and everything
[01:49.06] All of the time
[01:50.38] Could I interest you in everything?
[01:51.45] All of the time?
[01:53.59] A little bit of everything
[01:54.93] All of the time
[01:56.51] Apathy's a tragedy
[01:57.83] And boredom is a crime
[01:59.17] Anything and everything
[02:00.78] All of the time
[02:10.07] You know, it wasn't always like this
[02:19.40] Not very long ago
[02:23.12] Just before your time
[02:26.84] Right before the towers fell, circa '99
[02:33.74] This was catalogs
[02:36.40] Travel blogs
[02:38.79] A chat room or two
[02:41.98] We set our sights and spent our nights
[02:45.69] Waiting
[02:48.88] For you, you, insatiable you
[02:56.35] Mommy let you use her iPad
[03:00.87] You were barely two
[03:04.06] And it did all the things
[03:06.98] We designed it to do
[03:12.06] Now look at you, oh
[03:16.31] Look at you, you, you
[03:22.95] Unstoppable, watchable
[03:27.21] Your time is now
[03:29.07] Your inside's out
[03:31.46] Honey, how you grew
[03:34.38] And if we stick together
[03:38.14] Who knows what we'll do
[03:42.12] It was always the plan
[03:45.57] To put the world in your hand
[04:01.51] Could I interest you in everything?
[04:04.69] All of the time
[04:07.62] A bit of everything
[04:09.78] All of the time
[04:12.44] Apathy's a tragedy
[04:14.56] And boredom is a crime
[04:17.21] Anything and everything
[04:19.90] All of the time
[04:20.97] Could I interest you in everything?
[04:22.84] All of the time
[04:24.16] A little bit of everything
[04:25.49] All of the time
[04:27.09] Apathy's a tragedy
[04:28.15] And boredom is a crime
[04:29.48] Anything and everything
[04:30.82] And anything and everything
[04:32.42] And anything and everything
[04:33.74] And all of the time
