WAY DEEPER DOWN Undertale Skeleton Rap

[00:02.53] "So I said, 'Patella! I barely know her!'"

[00:07.25] "Sans! Stop your tomfoolery! We are here to stand guard! Wait here and keep your eyes out for humans!"

[00:14.68] "Eyes out? My eyes came out years ago! Heheheh..."

[00:22.66] "Heh. Well, what do we got here?"

[00:26.93] They call me Sans, I'm the serif of these parts

[00:29.32] Nah, just kiddin', I work on a grease cart

[00:31.71] Grilling up hot dogs and genocidal toddlers

[00:34.37] You can run, but I'll know if you restart

[00:36.49] If you want a bad time, then you're in the right place, just

[00:39.15] Look into my eye, see my funny type-face

[00:41.80] I'm really quite a nice guy, but if you pick a fight

[00:43.67] I will hunt you all your life through time and space

[00:46.33] Can you blame me if I feel a little hubris?

[00:48.98] For my fame for making things a little humerus?

[00:51.37] I can tickle your bones to the tibia toes

[00:54.29] Well, unless you're my bro, jokes flow over his head

[00:56.14] "Sans, who's there? You ridiculous scamp!"

[00:58.81] "No one! It's just an inconspicuous lamp!"

[01:00.93] If you ever meet a skeleton in towels and some Wellingtons

[01:03.59] Just humour him and let him win and think that he's a champ

[01:05.99] I bet you think you've never met a skeleton? Well, I bet you've Mettaton!

[01:09.18] They just had a bunch of gooey melanin and flesh upon

[01:11.57] But never one was in the upper echelon of clever puns

[01:13.96] I'll make you laugh or cry, depending on the run you've set upon

[01:16.35] We're spooky, scary, sending shivers down your spine

[01:20.86] You best prepare for a hilariously bad time!

[01:25.65] Every human one day ends up six feet underground

[01:29.89] But you're heading for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down

[01:35.48] Nyagh! A human! Call the guards!

[01:38.13] Wait a minute, that's my job!

[01:40.26] To capture and nab you won't be hard!

[01:42.65] This maze is made with electric charge!

[01:45.32] Wait, how did you get this far?

[01:47.96] It took three weeks to erect this part!

[01:50.10] I genuinely didn't expect this, darn!

[01:52.48] How did you correctly guess this path?

[01:54.60] I am Papyrus! Traps set! Armed and ready!

[01:57.52] There's medals on my armour already, oh, plus some spaghetti

[01:59.65] You're nervous! But, oh, that is good spaghetti

[02:02.31] Where was I? I keep on forgetting

[02:04.16] I am Papyrus! Best chef in the king's brigade!

[02:06.82] With the culinary skills to leave you flambéed!

[02:09.49] It's a shame that after you taste my blade

[02:12.14] You won't have space for my Bolognese

[02:14.54] "So, I guess you could say that they pasta-way."

[02:17.19] "Sans! Is this how you have to behave?

[02:19.33] I'm trying to challenge this dastardly knave!

[02:21.71] But now I've run out of bars and they just ran away!"

[02:24.63] We're spooky, scary, sending shivers down your spine

[02:29.42] I serve spaghetti and incredibly good rhymes!

[02:34.46] Every human one day ends up six feet underground

[02:38.46] But you're heading for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down

[02:44.29] So you took a little fall? Do you think you've got the gall to survive extermination?

[02:49.36] Trapped deep below and all you've got to show is your determination!

[02:54.15] There's no tu-Toriel, it's Asgore-y as can be!

[02:57.88] Will the weight of your sins leave you Snowdin? There's no mercy!

[03:03.73] Who dares disturb me from my slumber?

[03:06.38] Stick around, this'll be a fun number

[03:08.79] I'm truly versed in tearing all the universe asunder

[03:10.83] But I also have a specialty in unlucky spelunkers

[03:13.21] I'm a puzzle in a bubble in the stuff of your dreams

[03:15.61] Rupture realities and guzzle on the stuff in between

[03:17.75] You'll be befuddled when I mussel in and muddle the scenes

[03:20.40] Hit the shuffle and I'll tunnel through the fuzz on your screen

[03:22.79] You're in trouble, you see, if you try and tussle with the WD

[03:25.71] You'll take a tumble, then you'll crumble into rubble — debris

[03:28.37] I bring the muscle to the scuffle, plus a couple of beams

[03:30.75] But my Blasters won't be loud enough to muffle your screams

[03:32.89] When you're caught in the cycle of an undying skeleton

[03:35.28] Might as well strive to be front of the peloton

[03:37.94] Top of my field, but out of my elements

[03:40.32] Testing your death would be a welcome experiment

[03:42.99] I reign eternal, so be certain that I'm well-rehearsed

[03:45.10] Rhymes so very fine that every line feels like a multiverse

[03:47.76] Every parallel dimension is at my command

[03:50.42] But when it comes to spitting fire, I've the matter in hands

[03:52.80] We're spooky, scary, sending shivers down your spine

[03:57.58] I'm outside of time and space, but I'm afraid you're just out of time!

[04:02.37] Every human one day ends up six feet underground

[04:06.35] But you're heading for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down

[04:12.20] "Nyagh! I'll get them next time, Sans! You hear me I will!"

[04:15.65] Way, way deeper down

[04:17.52] "Let me guess. You can feel it in your bones?"

[04:20.70] Way, way deeper down

[04:22.30] "Eugh, I'm going! Listening to the two of you bicker is making my skin crawl. Metaphorically."

[04:30.02] Way, way deeper down