Every Bollywood Party
[00:08.25] Same old party song
[00:10.53] Stupid party song
[00:12.24] Cliched party song
[00:13.67] Same old sh*t let’s sing along
[00:15.37] Jab 100 crore kamane ho
[00:17.36] Just make a party video
[00:19.35] Autotune ka patch laga ke
[00:20.77] Lyrics kuch aise likhwa do
[00:23.33] Pehle catchy line
[00:25.32] Phir se wahi line
[00:27.04] Repeated several times
[00:28.47] Till it gets stuck in your mind
[00:30.46] Beat ke saath taali maaro
[00:32.17] Gaane mein daaru daalo
[00:33.89] Bartender ka swag dikha ke
[00:35.59] Chaar panch hot ladki chipka do
[00:38.16] Random dancing shot
[00:40.15] Same shot from the top
[00:41.29] Why is everyone hot
[00:42.71] Camera guy is high on pot
[00:44.91] Sunn lo film ke writer saalo
[00:46.61] Jitna bhi tum plot bana lo
[00:48.60] Bikegi picture iss gaane pe
[00:50.02] Talent apni g**nd mein daalo
[00:52.58] Koi popular actor lo
[00:54.01] 20 saal choti actress lo
[00:55.72] Tharki sa step kara ke
[00:57.70] Laundo se theatre bharwa lo
[00:59.69] Sponsor! ka close-up lo
[01:01.36] Faltu! ka jump karo
[01:03.37] Six pack! ko flash karo
[01:05.04] Aur rapper ki entry karwa lo
[01:07.60] Act like black guys
[01:09.32] We’ll act like black guys
[01:11.33] Even though we’re really racist
[01:12.75] When we see them in real life
[01:29.55] Obligatory rap portion hota hai har gaane mein, Achaa?
[01:33.25] Desi accent maaru taaki hit ho Haryaane mein
[01:36.39] Ab hum pe bhi laundiyaan mast haath ghumaayegi
[01:40.34] Camera cut hote hi meri aukaat dikh jayegi
[01:44.05] Ab extras karenge shots
[01:46.04] Aur bar pe aag lag jayegi
[01:47.75] Iss rap ke aakhri line pe beat ruk jayegi
[01:58.28] Kaafi flashy lights
[02:01.12] Some chicks hair is flying
[02:02.54] Location change time
[02:04.78] Now we’re at the pool side
[02:06.49] Lyrics screen pe aayengi
[02:07.91] Kuch mahilaein nahaayengi
[02:09.61] Aur mahilaein nahaayengi
[02:11.60] Sab mahilaein nahaayengi
[02:13.84] Ab ye gaana bajega
[02:15.26] Shaadiyon mein bajegaa
[02:17.25] Annual day pe bajegaa
[02:18.96] Aur maiyyat pe bhi bajegaa
[02:21.54] Let’s objectify
[02:23.21] Misogyny is fine
[02:24.92] And now for no good reason bikini pillow fight
[02:27.47] Bottles! jerk off karo
[02:30.02] Ladki! pe spray karo
[02:32.02] Kyunki! yeh gaana hai
[02:33.73] Censors will let it go
[02:36.00] Janta catchphrase gayegi
[02:37.71] Ringtone isse baayegi
[02:39.42] Illegal download karke
[02:41.13] Phir chhe rupaye bachaayegi
[02:43.40] Hum 100 crore kamayenge
[02:45.39] Producer bhi m**hiyange
[02:47.10] Iss gaane ki remix karke
[02:48.49] Phir se gandh machayenge
[02:58.35] Party all night
[02:59.77] Party on my mind
[03:01.76] Chaar baj gaye lekin afterparty ho jati hai
[03:04.32] Where’s the party tonight
[03:08.03] I wanna hangover tonight
[03:11.44] G**nd mein dum hai toh bandh karva lo
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