Can of Whoop-ass
[00:00.09] It's just a bunch of canned bomb shelter food
[00:02.74] Well I guess it'll have to do
[00:04.34] Ready?
[00:05.66] Ready
[00:06.74] It ain't carrots
[00:08.85] It ain't peas
[00:10.98] It ain't the kippers and the salted grease
[00:14.17] You just opened up a great big can of Whoop-ass
[00:21.47] It ain't condensed milk or soup
[00:24.94] It ain't the peaches in the syrup goop
[00:28.66] You just opened up a great big can of Whoop-ass
[00:35.83] Oh my dear it's very clear
[00:39.57] That you did something wrong
[00:43.02] So it's time
[00:45.16] To pay for your crimes
[00:47.01] With punishment and this song
[00:50.85] It ain't gravy or clams
[00:54.84] It ain't the salmon or the processed ham
[00:58.29] You just opened up a great big can of Whoop-ass
[01:04.41] You just opened up a great big can of Whoop-ass
[01:13.30] Take his hollier than now ass straight to prison guys
