To The Bone
[00:02.30] Sans! Sans! Wake up!
[00:04.96] What is it, dude?
[00:06.56] A human has fallen from the surface world
[00:08.95] Really? And you got a bone to pick with him?
[00:11.08] No time for puns
[00:12.67] Ah, come on, that was a real rib tickler, eyyy!
[00:15.59] Ugh! Enough!
[00:16.92] Alright, here we go again
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[00:20.64] Welcome to the underground!
[00:23.29] How was the fall?
[00:25.69] If you wanna look around
[00:28.07] Give us a call
[00:30.47] We don't see humans often
[00:32.85] We're happy you just dropped in
[00:35.25] I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in!
[00:39.76] Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners
[00:42.15] Can it, Sans, no time for banter!
[00:44.54] Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
[00:46.94] You're just lazy and apathetic!
[00:49.33] Call me what you want, I got thick skin
[00:51.71] Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!
[00:54.10] We are monsters, the awfullest kind!
[00:56.50] To mess with us takes a lot of spine
[00:59.15] We can't relate to your determination
[01:04.20] Because we monsters have our motivations
[01:08.98] Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
[01:13.76] One day we'll make our way back to the surface
[01:18.54] Through all your travels, your sins will follow
[01:23.32] Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
[01:28.10] Who's the real monster, now you should know
[01:32.89] You've cut this story down to the bone!
[01:37.66] Really, Sans?
[01:38.73] What?
[01:39.53] The last line of the chorus is a pun?
[01:41.12] Yup
[01:41.65] You imbecile! That was very... clever...
[01:45.10] Heh. Thanks, buddy
[01:47.24] You're stuck in the underground
[01:49.62] Thanks to the fall
[01:52.27] Good luck ever getting out
[01:54.67] Prepare to brawl
[01:56.79] You could show mercy to us
[01:59.45] Or turn all of us to dust.
[02:01.84] Is your heart full of evil
[02:04.24] Or full of love?
[02:06.62] I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us!
[02:10.87] Test the human with one of your puzzles
[02:13.53] Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled!
[02:15.65] I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti!
[02:18.31] Smells like the Creepypasta is ready
[02:20.43] Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin'!
[02:23.09] Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken
[02:25.74] We can't relate to your determination
[02:30.53] Because we monsters have our motivations
[02:35.31] I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice!
[02:40.09] You're only still alive because I made a promise.
[02:44.87] You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
[02:49.65] You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
[02:54.43] Who's the real monster, now you should know
[02:59.22] You've cut this story down to the bone
[03:04.52] Someday I'll join the Royal Guard
[03:08.25] When I catch this child, can it be that hard?..
[03:14.36] Look, if I'm being honest.
[03:15.95] My brother ain't nothin' but harmless.
[03:18.87] I know you and all that you want.
[03:20.46] You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font.
[03:22.86] The deeper you go, the messier it gets.
[03:25.25] If I had it my way, you'd already be dead.
[03:28.43] Kidding! If you couldn't tell
[03:30.03] I get so bored, I amuse myself
[03:32.95] Down here in the underground
[03:35.34] You're all alone
[03:37.73] We wanted to tell you now
[03:40.12] You're kinda boned
[03:42.51] If you survive this prison
[03:44.90] You will know nihilism
[03:47.29] Don't mess around with monsters
[03:49.69] They're scared of tiny children
[03:51.81] Ha!
[03:52.34] You've come far, but soon you'll stumble
[03:54.21] When I stump you with some Junior Jumble!
[03:56.59] Not so sure you'll get him with that
[03:58.98] Alas, I'll hit him with my Special Attack!
[04:01.38] *Dun dun dunnn*
[04:02.43] Leave me alone!
[04:03.76] You know I've got a knack for the trombone!
[04:06.16] One more pun, and I'll be done!
[04:08.54] But ain't two skulls better than one!
[04:11.21] We can't relate to your determination
[04:16.28] Because we monsters have our motivations
[04:21.06] You know your story's already been told
[04:25.84] We can play again if you sell your soul
[04:30.62] I've got my eye on you so you just watch it.
[04:35.40] I'll find any skeletons inside your closet.
[04:40.18] Who's the real monster now you should know
[04:44.97] You've cut this story down to the bone!
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