Deadpool vs Bats

[00:10.40] It's Marvel's main mercenary

[00:11.65] Here to make another mess

[00:13.15] And about to flip the kill switch, son

[00:14.65] 'Cuz Deaddy knows best (trust me)

[00:16.15] From what I hear you tend to get a bit unruly

[00:18.15] I'll tame you with a machine gun

[00:19.40] Is that animal cruelty (I don't think so)

[00:21.90] I think that you're the crazy one to think that you could handle me

[00:23.40] It's total annihilation

[00:24.65] Well, kinda like your family tree

[00:26.90] There is one mystery that still needs solvin'

[00:28.90] Who should I send your head to?

[00:30.40] Alfred or Robin?

[00:32.65] (Look) I'm just getting started, but it's already over

[00:34.65] Check my back issues

[00:36.15] I already killed the Joker

[00:37.65] This red clown wants to face cold justice

[00:39.65] And this'll be your darkest night like the winter solstice

[00:42.40] I put my city on my back, no powers

[00:45.40] And judging from your stench, your biggest cause is no showers

[00:48.15] I anticipate this will be our one and only meeting

[00:51.15] Because you can't regenerate from a verbal ass beating

[00:54.15] You wanna talk beat downs?

[00:55.90] I'm a weapon X survivor

[00:56.90] I'll dice you into an entree and blow you up like Macgyver

[00:59.40] A comparison reveals solidity vs fragility

[01:02.15] So tighten up your belt

[01:03.15] 'Cuz you'll need every utility

[01:05.40] Your secret identity just means that you're a two-faced,

[01:07.40] penguin-suit-wearing wannabe

[01:11.65] And I've got a distaste for billionaire bitches

[01:12.15] Take your mobile and your kitty

[01:13.65] But I wouldn't be caught dead in Gotham Shitty

[01:16.15] Trashing on Gotham and calling me a phony?

[01:18.15] I know you've got some screws loose so I'll try to speak slowly

[01:20.90] You experiment gone wrong and worthless survivor

[01:23.90] And I'll serve you in this battle and then sell you back to Stryker

[01:26.65] Regenerative Healing really will not be a factor when I lock you in a dark cave from here to ever after

[01:32.15] The Dark Knight Rises and the Dark Knight Returns

[01:34.65] The Dark Knight will flame you worse than your third degree burns

[01:37.40] You attacking me is nothing more than a bad itch

[01:40.65] But I got your next movie title: Rise of the Bat Bitch

[01:42.65] I'm slicing and dicing I never look when I'm firing

[01:44.90] But the bodies are piling up cuz this bat is expiring

[01:46.65] You think you're clever:well how about I sever

[01:48.90] Your head from your neck and we'll see who rhymes better

[01:51.40] I'll bury you alive and I'll wait for your screams

[01:52.40] I'm the Dark Nightmare of Deadpool's dreams