Dumb Ways to Die
[00:03.09] Set
[00:03.35] fire
[00:04.15] to
[00:04.68] your
[00:05.21] hair
[00:06.81] Poke
[00:07.07] a
[00:07.34] stick
[00:07.60] at
[00:08.14] a
[00:08.40] grizzly
[00:08.93] bear
[00:10.81] Eat
[00:11.07] medicine
[00:12.40] that's
[00:12.67] out
[00:13.46] of
[00:13.73] date
[00:14.53] Use
[00:14.79] your
[00:15.32] private
[00:15.59] parts
[00:16.12] as
[00:16.65] piranha
[00:17.45] bait
[00:18.51] Dumb
[00:19.31] ways
[00:20.11] to
[00:20.37] die
[00:21.70] So
[00:21.96] many
[00:22.50] dumb
[00:23.29] ways
[00:23.56] to
[00:23.82] die
[00:25.95] Dumb
[00:26.75] ways
[00:27.28] to
[00:27.54] die
[00:29.14] So
[00:29.67] many
[00:30.20] dumb
[00:30.73] ways
[00:31.26] to
[00:31.53] die
[00:34.98] Get
[00:35.25] your
[00:35.51] toast
[00:36.04] out
[00:36.57] with
[00:36.84] a
[00:37.10] fork
[00:38.43] Do
[00:38.70] your
[00:39.23] own
[00:39.50] electrical
[00:40.82] work
[00:42.42] Teach
[00:43.48] yourself
[00:44.28] how
[00:44.54] to
[00:44.81] fly
[00:46.14] Eat
[00:46.40] a
[00:46.67] two
[00:47.20] weeks
[00:47.47] old
[00:48.00] un-
[00:48.53] refrigerated
[00:49.32] pie
[00:50.39] Dumb
[00:51.18] ways
[00:51.71] to
[00:51.98] die
[00:53.84] So
[00:54.11] many
[00:54.64] dumb
[00:55.17] ways
[00:55.43] to
[00:55.96] die
[00:57.82] Dumb
[00:58.62] ways
[00:59.15] to
[00:59.42] die
[01:01.28] So
[01:01.54] many
[01:02.07] dumb
[01:02.60] ways
[01:02.87] to
[01:03.40] die
[01:05.00] Invite
[01:05.26] a
[01:05.53] psycho-
[01:06.06] killer
[01:06.86] inside
[01:08.45] Scratch
[01:08.72] a
[01:09.25] drug
[01:09.51] dealer's
[01:10.04] brand
[01:10.57] new
[01:10.84] ride
[01:12.43] Take
[01:12.78] your
[01:13.31] helmet
[01:13.57] off
[01:14.64] in
[01:15.17] outer
[01:15.43] space
[01:16.23] Use
[01:16.50] a
[01:16.76] clothes
[01:17.29] dryer
[01:17.56] as
[01:18.09] a
[01:18.62] hiding
[01:19.42] place
[01:20.48] Dumb
[01:21.28] ways
[01:21.81] to
[01:22.07] die
[01:23.67] So
[01:23.93] many
[01:24.73] dumb
[01:25.26] ways
[01:25.53] to
[01:25.79] die
[01:27.93] Dumb
[01:28.73] ways
[01:29.26] to
[01:29.53] die
[01:31.12] So
[01:31.39] many
[01:32.18] dumb
[01:32.72] ways
[01:32.98] to
[01:33.25] die
[01:34.92] Keep
[01:35.19] a
[01:35.45] rattle-
[01:35.98] snake
[01:36.78] as
[01:37.04] a
[01:37.31] pet
[01:38.65] Sell
[01:38.92] both
[01:39.45] your
[01:39.72] kidneys
[01:40.51] on
[01:40.78] the
[01:41.86] Internet
[01:42.92] Eat
[01:43.19] a
[01:43.72] tube
[01:44.78] of
[01:45.04] superglue
[01:46.92] I
[01:47.19] wonder
[01:47.72] what's
[01:47.98] this
[01:48.51] red
[01:48.78] button
[01:49.58] do?
[01:50.64] Dumb
[01:51.44] ways
[01:51.97] to
[01:52.23] die
[01:53.58] So
[01:53.84] many
[01:54.37] dumb
[01:54.90] ways
[01:55.44] to
[01:55.70] die
[01:57.84] Dumb
[01:58.64] ways
[01:59.17] to
[01:59.70] die
[02:03.95] So
[02:04.22] many
[02:05.01] dumb
[02:05.54] ways
[02:05.81] to
[02:06.08] die
[02:08.22] Dress
[02:08.48] up
[02:08.75] like
[02:09.28] a
[02:09.81] moose
[02:10.61] during
[02:11.14] hunting
[02:11.67] season
[02:14.34] Disturb
[02:14.61] a
[02:15.13] nest
[02:15.67] of
[02:16.20] wasps
[02:16.73] for
[02:17.26] no
[02:17.79] good
[02:18.33] reason
[02:20.47] Stand
[02:20.73] on
[02:21.00] the
[02:21.53] edge
[02:21.79] of
[02:22.33] a
[02:22.59] train
[02:22.86] station
[02:23.39] platform
[02:24.19] Drive
[02:24.45] around
[02:24.98] the
[02:25.51] boom
[02:25.78] gates
[02:26.31] at
[02:26.58] a
[02:26.84] level
[02:27.11] crossing
[02:28.20] Run
[02:28.47] across
[02:28.73] the
[02:29.26] tracks
[02:29.53] between
[02:29.79] the
[02:30.33] platforms
[02:31.39] They
[02:31.92] may
[02:32.19] not
[02:32.65] rhyme
[02:33.18] but
[02:33.45] they're
[02:33.97] quite
[02:34.24] possibly
[02:35.61] The
[02:36.14] dumbest
[02:36.41] ways
[02:36.94] to
[02:37.21] die
[02:39.07] The
[02:39.60] dumbest
[02:40.13] ways
[02:40.66] to
[02:40.92] die
[02:43.05] Dumbest
[02:43.85] ways
[02:44.38] to
[02:44.64] die
[02:49.17] So
[02:49.44] many
[02:49.97] dumb
[02:51.30] So
[02:51.57] many
[02:51.83] dumb
[02:52.36] ways
[02:52.89] to
[02:53.16] die
