Thank U, Next
[00:01.03] One time on Twitter
[00:02.42] I heard Ariana was pregnant
[00:03.92] So I got pregnant so we could be pregnant at the same time
[00:06.97] Turns out it was just a rumor
[00:10.28] Ariana Grande told me my hair looked sexy pushed back
[00:14.18] She's not wrong
[00:15.80] Ariana broke off an engagement
[00:18.18] So I found a guy to propose me
[00:21.31] And I broke off an engagement
[00:23.69] I heard she's a lesbian now and dating some chick called Aubrey
[00:27.56] It's fuckin' sick
[00:28.43] I heard if you record her snoring and play it backwards
[00:30.81] It sounds like Fantasia
[00:32.18] Ariana says "Honest to god, knock me out"
[00:34.68] So I decided to punch myself in the face
[00:36.93] It was awesome
[00:46.94] Thought I'd end up with Sean
[00:49.44] But he wasn't a match
[00:51.44] Wrote some songs about Ricky
[00:53.69] Now I listen and laugh
[00:55.94] Even almost got married
[00:58.19] And for Pete, I'm so thankful
[00:59.94] Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Malcolm
[01:02.94] 'Cause he was an angel
[01:04.69] One taught me love
[01:06.94] One taught me patience
[01:08.94] And one taught me pain
[01:11.19] Now, I'm so amazing
[01:13.33] I've loved and I've lost
[01:15.57] But that's not what I see
[01:17.83] So, look what I got
[01:20.33] Look what you taught me
[01:22.58] And for that, I say
[01:24.33] Thank you, next (next)
[01:26.57] Thank you, next (next)
[01:28.82] Thank you, next
[01:30.33] I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
[01:33.25] Thank you, next (next)
[01:35.50] Thank you, next (next)
[01:37.62] Thank you, next (next)
[01:39.37] I'm so fuckin'
[01:40.77] Spend more time with my friends
[01:43.14] I ain't worried 'bout nothin'
[01:45.40] Plus, I met someone else
[01:47.14] We havin' better discussions
[01:49.39] I know they say I move on too fast
[01:52.14] But this one gon' last
[01:54.28] 'Cause her name is Ari
[01:56.40] And I'm so good with that (so good with that)
[01:58.53] She taught me love (love)
[02:00.78] She taught me patience (patience)
[02:03.03] How she handles pain (pain)
[02:05.28] That shit's amazing (yeah, she's amazing)
[02:07.03] I've loved and I've lost (yeah, yeah)
[02:09.53] But that's not what I see (yeah, yeah)
[02:11.53] 'Cause look what I've found (yeah, yeah)
[02:14.03] Ain't no need for searching, and for that, I say
[02:18.16] Thank you, next (thank you, next)
[02:20.41] Thank you, next (thank you, next)
[02:22.66] Thank you, next (thank you)
[02:24.16] I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
[02:27.16] Thank you, next (thank you, next)
[02:29.41] Thank you, next (said thank you, next)
[02:31.66] Thank you, next (next)
[02:33.16] I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
[02:36.16] Thank you, next
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[02:42.16] I'm so fucking
[02:43.16] One day I'll walk down the aisle
[02:45.91] Holding hands with my mama
[02:48.16] I'll be thanking my dad
[02:50.28] 'Cause she grew from the drama
[02:52.28] Only wanna do it once, real bad
[02:55.03] Gon' make that shit last
[02:56.91] God forbid something happens
[02:59.16] Least this song is a smash (song is a smash)
[03:01.04] I've got so much love (love)
[03:03.54] Got so much patience (patience)
[03:05.54] I've learned from the pain (pain)
[03:07.79] I turned out amazing (turned out amazing)
[03:10.04] I've loved and I've lost (yeah, yeah)
[03:12.29] But that's not what I see (yeah, yeah)
[03:14.79] 'Cause look what I've found (yeah, yeah)
[03:16.92] Ain't no need for searching
[03:19.16] And for that, I'll say
[03:20.91] Thank you, next (thank you, next)
[03:23.17] Thank you, next (thank you, next)
[03:25.42] Thank you, next
[03:26.91] I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
[03:29.91] Thank you, next (thank you, next)
[03:32.16] Thank you, next (said thank you, next)
[03:34.41] Thank you, next (next)
[03:36.05] I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
[03:38.92] Thank you, next
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[03:45.56] Yeah, yee
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