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[00:11.00] Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)

[00:15.25] Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking

[00:17.50] And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells

[00:20.51] I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals

[00:24.52] But when murdering females

[00:27.28] Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed

[00:31.28] Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail

[00:34.29] If you get scratched because your DNA'll

[00:36.79] Be all up under her fingernails

[00:39.54] Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares

[00:42.04] He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears

[00:44.29] Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware

[00:47.55] Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs

[00:51.06] She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare

[00:54.32] Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly

[00:56.82] I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."

[00:59.07] Chop her up, put her body parts

[01:01.83] In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there

[01:47.65] But hey man, I was framed

[01:50.65] I know what this looks like, officers

[01:52.65] Please just give me one minute

[01:54.15] I think I can explain

[01:57.41] I ain't murdered nobody

[01:58.67] I know these words are so nutty

[02:00.16] But I'm just here to entertain

[02:03.92] How come your shirt is so bloody?

[02:05.17] There's a missing person, so what? He's

[02:06.93] Got nothin' to do with me

[02:10.43] I'm almost certain I was framed

[02:13.95] Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong

[02:17.46] Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on

[02:20.72] Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard

[02:23.96] But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?

[02:27.47] Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it

[02:30.48] Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me

[02:33.74] Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde

[02:36.74] Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond

[02:40.74] Second murder with no recollection of it

[02:43.24] Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it

[02:46.75] Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper

[02:49.50] Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender

[02:53.51] Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably

[02:56.51] 'Cause the disassembled body

[02:58.27] Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly

[03:01.52] I'm wanted for questioning

[03:03.02] Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me

[03:06.53] But hey man, I was framed

[03:09.78] I know what this looks like, officers

[03:11.54] Please just give me one minute

[03:13.04] I think I can explain

[03:16.04] I ain't murdered nobody

[03:17.55] I know these words are so nutty

[03:19.05] But I'm just here to entertain

[03:22.81] How come your shirt is so bloody?

[03:24.05] There's a missing person, so what? He's

[03:26.06] Got nothin' to do with me

[03:29.31] I'm almost certain I was framed

[03:32.82] Still on the loose, they

[03:34.82] Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday

[03:37.08] In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate

[03:40.33] With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher

[03:43.85] Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase

[03:46.35] Just escaped from the state pen

[03:47.85] For [edited] eight women who hate men

[03:49.61] Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked

[03:51.10] When I break in your basement

[03:52.87] Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent

[03:56.36] Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent

[04:00.12] Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown

[04:03.13] Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems

[04:06.63] Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home

[04:09.38] You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window

[04:13.64] But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene

[04:17.90] In a verse and be charged with first degree

[04:20.17] 'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly

[04:22.44] With the massacre or the Burger King burglary

[04:25.19] No, officer, you see...

[04:26.52] I was framed

[04:28.77] I know what this looks like, officers

[04:30.52] Please just give me one minute

[04:32.02] I think I can explain

[04:35.03] I ain't murdered nobody

[04:36.53] I know these words are so nutty

[04:38.04] But I'm just here to entertain

[04:41.54] How come your shirt is so bloody?

[04:43.05] There's a missing person, so what? He's

[04:44.79] Got nothin' to do with me

[04:48.30] I'm almost certain I was framed