Dark Horse (TKOA)
[00:01.06] These lyrics are wack
[00:02.18] Dark horse means unknown challenger
[00:03.78] who comes from behind in a competition,
[00:05.22] yo
[00:06.43] It don't mean having magical powers
[00:07.76] or have anything to do with
[00:08.66] Ancient Egypt
[00:09.63] Didn’t anybody
[00:10.44] proofread this?
[00:11.24] Whatever,
[00:12.03] Juicy J,
[00:12.91] Katy Perry
[00:13.37] Let's get paid
[00:14.71] I'm really smart,
[00:16.82] I know about histories
[00:18.42] This work of art
[00:20.28] is a documentary
[00:22.14] John Mayer
[00:23.99] is a jerk who lied to me
[00:26.36] He’s not a mayor
[00:28.75] of anything
[00:29.48] I am a witchy
[00:30.82] dark horse
[00:32.92] You don't understand
[00:34.29] metaphors
[00:36.67] Yes,
[00:36.95] I do!
[00:38.00] It's what happens when you
[00:39.06] metamorph
[00:40.92] I took a course in
[00:42.78] wordometry
[00:44.91] Baby,
[00:45.17] you could be my
[00:46.46] locksmith
[00:48.29] Cause having
[00:48.74] safe sex is what I'm all about
[00:52.19] But don't you ever try to
[00:53.78] milk me
[00:55.64] I'll chew
[00:56.19] and spit you out
[00:56.79] just like a
[00:57.60] mad cow
[00:59.36] (Nope!)
[00:59.86] I'll make you quake and
[01:01.22] cower
[01:02.48] Where's she going with this?
[01:03.73] By using my
[01:04.52] horsepower
[01:05.84] (Wrong! F!)
[01:06.91] I get condoms from a
[01:08.24] Trojan horse
[01:09.30] (Can someone explain all the horse expressions to her?)
[01:11.42] (I can help with that)
[01:12.77] Unh, a rocking horse,
[01:15.16] that’s for a kid
[01:17.26] A talking horse,
[01:19.12] that’s Mr. Ed
[01:21.04] Be careful,
[01:21.83] stretch after exercise
[01:23.40] Or you could get a charley horse
[01:25.55] that cramps up both your thighs
[01:27.14] Don't put the cart ’fore the horse or
[01:28.48] You'll do things out of order
[01:30.87] When you think it's the same
[01:31.66] but turns out different
[01:32.72] That's a horse of another color
[01:34.59] A one-horse town
[01:36.18] has a small population
[01:37.77] If you hold your horses in music
[01:39.90] that is called a retardation
[01:42.29] Miley’s already working with Nelly,
[01:44.15] Justin got Jay-Z
[01:45.47] And if Gaga wasn't with R. Kelly,
[01:47.37] I'd change horses mid-stream
[01:49.23] You can lead a horse to water but
[01:51.04] you can't make him drink
[01:52.92] You can lead a horticulture but
[01:54.77] you can't make her think
[01:58.00] The rest of you
[01:58.53] can get the f out
[02:01.46] I don't even care
[02:02.78] what a meta is for
[02:05.18] I think
[02:05.67] I should end this song now
[02:08.33] I don't want to flog it
[02:11.25] like a dead horse
[02:13.12] Wait!
[02:14.18] You finally got one right
[02:16.04] (A! Plus!)
[02:17.90] My heart of stone
[02:18.97] is filled with pride
[02:20.04] (Gold! Star!)
[02:21.62] I see the light at the end
[02:23.73] of ...
[02:24.63] Yeah, that's close enough
[02:25.10] the horse?
